Trumpflare
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Trumpflare, alternatively spelled TRVMPFLQRE, is a sentient cybersecurity AI platform developed by the Trump Media & Technology Group, made to be an alternative to Cloudflare. Trumpflare does an excellent job at filtering out 'p spam, troonbait, and, most importantly, nusoicuckas.
TRVMP OS
There is currently a Trvmp operating system being developed by Trumpflare, meant to be an alternative to Microsoft Windows.
History and development
Trumpflare Corp. was officially founded on March 8th of 1995, and was originally meant to be an exclusive server package extension for the TrumpNET line of internet technologies, alongside Patriotweb. Production began increasing in the early 2000's, when The Trump Organization worked in collaboration with another technology company called the GNAA to develop the Last Measure program for AOL live services.
However, with the popularity of the internet came a big problem, nusoicucks. This large wave of nusoipedos was a major threat to national security, and Trumpflare began production on the cyber security line of products, with advanced AI tech from the source code of the Pepe.exe executable program from Microsoft Outlook.
The release of Trumpflare caused immense dilation among the nusoisluttas, who in collaboration with Cloudflare attempted to shut down Trumpflare's servers with 'p gore spam. However Trumpflare's sentient AI tech was too powerful for the flimsy spam and was instantly negated. This massive nusoiclitty fail lead the nuisoidoodooshits to gather on their discord server where they all gooned to pictures of dead babies for 5 hours in order to cope with the fact that they couldn't get passed Trvmpflare's vltra-advanced systems KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK OHNONONONONO NUSOISHITTAS WHATS THIS?!!!!
