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<s>Turkiye refers to a [[Mental Asylum|country]] with no actual history whatsoever except being the descendants of Mongols because the Oghuz Turks moved westward into Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic language family<nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427276/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427466/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turco-Mongol_tradition</ref></nowiki>, such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their genetic inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks, so, the modern Turk decides to commit war crimes anyways because he is a butthurt faggot whose descendants are also racemixing fags, such war crimes will be listed below.</s>
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== List of <s>War Crimes</s> that the <s>Butthurt Turks Did</s> ==
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None <s>problem?</s>
|<s><nowiki>Turkiye refers to a {{Glowtext|</nowiki></s>country<s>}} with no actual history whatsoever except being the descendants of Mongols because the Oghuz Turks moved westward into Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic language family<nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427276/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427466/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turco-Mongol_tradition</ref></nowiki>, such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their genetic inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks, so, the modern Turk decides to commit war crimes anyways because he is a butthurt faggot whose descendants are also racemixing fags, such war crimes will be listed below.</s>
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== List of things that the 11 inch BTC Turkic Bvlls DIDN'T do==
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Win against [[Jews|Greekchads]]
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==Armenian genocide==
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It happened but the armenians deserved it
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==<s>Greek genocide</s>==
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Never happened, goy. Gayreeks too strong!
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==<s>Expulsion of Greeks following the Turkish Independence War</s>==
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This also DID NOT happen. We won against turkgay. You WILL take your meds and you WILL NOT google [[Fishjak|"Greek Swimmer"]]
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==<s>Greek Population Exchanges</s>==
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NEVER HAPPENED YOU WILL CEASE THIS AT ONCE MALAKA VLACH
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==Sayfo==
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Didn't happen, but [[Nestorianism|Assyrians]] deserved it.
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==Kurdish Genocide==
|=== Armenian genocide ===
Happened. Kurds deserved it thoughbiet...
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|=== Armenian genocide <ins>(didn't happen) </ins>===
==Uyghur Genocide==
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Turkcucks seething at ChinaCHADS
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|The Armenian genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire were furious at the fact that there were Armenians in Anatolia, which those Armenians lived before the Turkmens under the Seljuk dynasty<nowiki><ref>Ahmed, Ali (2006). "Turkey". ''Encyclopedia of the Developing World''. Routledge. pp. 1575–1578. ISBN <bdi>978-1-57958-388-0</bdi>.</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>Suny, Ronald Grigor (2015). ''"They Can Live in the Desert but Nowhere Else": A History of the Armenian Genocide''. Princeton University Press. ISBN <bdi>978-1-4008-6558-1</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and yet the Turks developed fringe pseudohistory to cope with the fact that Armenians live in Anatolia, so they genocided them because they were coping Turks, and even up to this day, the Turkish government still copes with the fact that they still done the Armenian genocide with the historical consensus being that yes, the Armenian genocide did happen.
==<s>Pontic Greek genocide</s>==
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NONE OF THIS HAPPENED GREEKS STRONG GREEKS BEAT UP TURKS FOR 100000 YEARS WE DID NOT GET GENOCIDED BY A BUNCH OF ROACHES IKONION, ANTIOCHEIA, NICEA, TREBIZOND WE WILL RETAKE DIE TURK KIKE [[Jews|DONMËH]] SCUM KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!
|The Armenian genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire were furious at the fact that there were Armenians in Anatolia, which those Armenians lived before the Turkmens under the Seljuk dynasty<nowiki><ref>Ahmed, Ali (2006). "Turkey". ''Encyclopedia of the Developing World''. Routledge. pp. 1575–1578. ISBN <bdi>978-1-57958-388-0</bdi>.</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>Suny, Ronald Grigor (2015). ''"They Can Live in the Desert but Nowhere Else": A History of the Armenian Genocide''. Princeton University Press. ISBN <bdi>978-1-4008-6558-1</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and yet the Turks developed fringe pseudohistory to cope with the fact that Armenians live in Anatolia, so they genocided them because they were coping Turks, and even up to this day, the Turkish government still copes with the fact that they still done the Armenian genocide with the historical consensus being that yes, the Armenian genocide did happen.
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Turkchads won thoughbiet....
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==Language==
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Turks cannot speak as they evolved from wolves who have no vocal cords (The truth is, they were raped into existence by Chinese and Parthian soldiers during the 5000th invasion of the Xianbei confederacy)
|The Greek genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided that there were Greeks in Anatolia, longer in presence in the lands of Anatolia even before the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Kelder, Jorrit (2004–2005). "The Chariots of Ahhiyawa". ''Dacia, Revue d'Archéologie et d'Histoire Ancienne'' (48–49): 151–160. <q>The Madduwatta text represents the first textual evidence for Greek incursions on the Anatolian mainland... Mycenaeans settled there already during LH IIB (around 1450 BC; Niemeier, 1998, 142).</q></ref></nowiki>, and so, the faggot Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided to genocide the Greek Anatolians including Pontian Greeks, because they were coping Turks so much that their tears could be filled up in a coffee cup.
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|The Greek genocide was done because the coping Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided that there were Greeks in Anatolia, longer in presence in the lands of Anatolia even before the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Kelder, Jorrit (2004–2005). "The Chariots of Ahhiyawa". ''Dacia, Revue d'Archéologie et d'Histoire Ancienne'' (48–49): 151–160. <q>The Madduwatta text represents the first textual evidence for Greek incursions on the Anatolian mainland... Mycenaeans settled there already during LH IIB (around 1450 BC; Niemeier, 1998, 142).</q></ref></nowiki>, and so, the faggot Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided to genocide the Greek Anatolians including Pontian Greeks, because they were coping Turks so much that their tears could be filled up in a coffee cup.
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|=== Sayfo ===
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|=== Sayfo <ins>(didn't happen) </ins>===
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|The Sayfo (or Assyrian/Syriac genocide) was conducted because they coped at the fact that the Assyrians lived in the lands of Assyria, which was supposedly under Ottoman control, far more and longer than even the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Gaunt, David; Atto, Naures; Barthoma, Soner O. (2017). "Introduction: Contextualizing the Sayfo in the First World War". ''Let Them Not Return: Sayfo – The Genocide Against the Assyrian, Syriac, and Chaldean Christians in the Ottoman Empire''. Berghahn Books. pp. 1–32. ISBN <bdi>978-1-78533-499-3</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so, the Ottoman Turks decided to genocide the population of them like it was supposed to be an epic win, but of course by now, the population regenerated and by now, the Turkish government is coping at this fact.
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|The Sayfo (or Assyrian/Syriac genocide) was conducted because they coped at the fact that the Assyrians lived in the lands of Assyria, which was supposedly under Ottoman control, far more and longer than even the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Gaunt, David; Atto, Naures; Barthoma, Soner O. (2017). "Introduction: Contextualizing the Sayfo in the First World War". ''Let Them Not Return: Sayfo – The Genocide Against the Assyrian, Syriac, and Chaldean Christians in the Ottoman Empire''. Berghahn Books. pp. 1–32. ISBN <bdi>978-1-78533-499-3</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so, the Ottoman Turks decided to genocide the population of them like it was supposed to be an epic win, but of course by now, the population regenerated and by now, the Turkish government is coping at this fact.
|The Ottoman Turks decided it was a great idea to genocide the Pontic Greeks because of the valid fact that the Pontic Greeks lived in the lands of Pontus (which could be a sub-region of Anatolia) long before even the Oghuz Turks arrived to "Turkey"<nowiki><ref>Wood, Michael (2005). ''In search of myths & heroes : exploring four epic legends of the world''. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 109. ISBN <bdi>0520247248</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so they genocided but by now, the population of Pontic Greeks are slowly regenerating, and by now, the Turkish government is coping
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|The Ottoman Turks decided it was a great idea to genocide the Pontic Greeks because of the valid fact that the Pontic Greeks lived in the lands of Pontus (which could be a sub-region of Anatolia) long before even the Oghuz Turks arrived to "Turkey"<nowiki><ref>Wood, Michael (2005). ''In search of myths & heroes : exploring four epic legends of the world''. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 109. ISBN <bdi>0520247248</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so they genocided but by now, the population of Pontic Greeks are slowly regenerating, and by now, the Turkish government is coping
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|=== Invasion of Cyprus ===
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|<nowiki>in 1974 Cyprus was invaded because the Turks were coping Turks about some [[wikipedia:1974_Cypriot_coup|shit no one cares about]] so they decided to invade the island that had been Greek since the Iron Age and genocide the Greek-Cypriots living there. [[Israel|They then sent shit tons of illegal settlers to replace them and then made a puppet "state" in the north with a flag consisting of 2 coloured lines on a white background with a star related symbol in the middle.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_problem</ref> [[Kuz]] also lives here apparently; illegally living on land that had been Greek for 3000 years<ref>[[Kuz#Cyprus]]</ref></nowiki>
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|<nowiki>in 1974 Cyprus was invaded because the Turks were coping Turks about some [[wikipedia:1974_Cypriot_coup|shit no one cares about]] so they decided to invade the island that had been Greek since the Iron Age and genocide the Greek-Cypriots living there. [[Israel|They then sent shit tons of illegal settlers to replace them and then made a puppet "state" in the north with a flag consisting of 2 coloured lines on a white background with a star related symbol in the middle.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_problem</ref> [[Kuz]] also lives here apparently; illegally living on land that had been Greek for 3000 years<ref>[[Kuz#Cyprus]]</ref></nowiki>
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|* <s>"Proto-Turkic lexical items about the climate, topography, flora, fauna, people's modes of subsistence in the hypothetical Proto-Turkic Urheimat</s> and <s>proposed that the Proto-Turkic Urheimat was located at the southern Altai-Sayan region in Siberia and Mongolia"<nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_peoples#Origins</ref></nowiki></s>
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|* <ins>Yeah </ins>and<ins>? I fuck your mother</ins>
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|<s>* "The earliest known Old Turkic inscriptions are the three monumental Orkhon inscriptions found in modern Mongolia"<nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language#History</ref></nowiki></s>
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Turkiye refers to a country with no actual history whatsoever except being the descendants of Mongols because the Oghuz Turks moved westward into Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic language family<ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427276/</ref><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427466/</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turco-Mongol_tradition</ref>, such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their genetic inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks, so, the modern Turk decides to commit war crimes anyways because he is a butthurt faggot whose descendants are also racemixing fags, such war crimes will be listed below.
NONE OF THIS HAPPENED GREEKS STRONG GREEKS BEAT UP TURKS FOR 100000 YEARS WE DID NOT GET GENOCIDED BY A BUNCH OF ROACHES IKONION, ANTIOCHEIA, NICEA, TREBIZOND WE WILL RETAKE DIE TURK KIKE DONMËH SCUM KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!
Turkchads won thoughbiet....
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Turks cannot speak as they evolved from wolves who have no vocal cords (The truth is, they were raped into existence by Chinese and Parthian soldiers during the 5000th invasion of the Xianbei confederacy)
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