Nestorianism

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Nestorianism is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Nestorianism is darker than coal...

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Nestorianism is a Christian heresy responsible for everything wrong with the Middle East. The sect believes in the split natures of Jesus Christ, and follows the teachings Theodore of Mopsuestia and Severus of Antioch, often worshipping those two the same way that Catholics Jews worship Mary Satan. Due to their geographic location, they have often come into conflict with Muslims, and it is very likely that Captain Coal and Goth are nestorian niggers. Nestorians are responsible for the birth of the Armenian and Assyrian race, therefore, they are responsible for the gay bald nigger Maddox. All nestorians go to Niggerhell.