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Los EUA son una confederacion de clanes [[Jews|judios]] vagamente asociados entre si por su interes colectivo en esparcir el [[Science|ateismo]], la [[Trannies|degeneracion moral]] y la [[BBC|obsesion]] con los [[Niggers|negros]]. Los esclavos que sirven bajo susodichos judios se llaman a si mismos "[[Amerimutt|americanos]]" a pesar de que todavia* no controlan el resto del continente, aunque lo han intentado repetidamente en sus invasiones del territorio español, mexicano, canadiense, cubano, puertoriqueño, cubano, jamaiquino y frances.


The United States of America is the greatest country on the planet and the envy of every other nation in the world. Millions of pants-shitting brown spics dream of coming to the USA to flee their shithole countries and reach a better life. The USA has been the undisputed military and political superpower of the world for over 30 years.  
== Mapa de los USA ==
[[File:Usa-political-map.png|572x572px|center|thumb|Estados Unidos segun sus etnias [[Amerimutt|ol o que sea]]]]


== History ==
== Lo que merecen los putos gringos de mierda ==
Total american defeat. Total american withdrawal. Total american loss. Total american tragedy. Total american death.


==== Early History ====
Kill americans. Behead americans. Roundhouse kick amerimutts into the concrete. Slam dunk amerigolem baby into the trashcan. Raze amerimutt towers with planes. Crucify filthy amerikkkans. Bully Amerishits into suicide. Slingshot amerifats into orbit. Rocket gringos into the sun. Defecate in a amegroid food. Stir-fry unitedstatians in grease . Bleed out a yank and turn him into tacos. Toss Amerikkkans into active volcanoes. Urinate into Amerishart's gas tank. Judo throw Burgers into the wood chipper. Unscrew amerigolem's head off. Report CIA agents to the Taliban. Karate chop Amerigolems in half. Bake amerisharts into shart-pizza. Arrest US citizens for no reason. Electrocute gringos. Curb stomp Americanos. Beat a gringo up. Trap amerifats in quicksand. Crush unitedstatians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amerishits in a vat of acid. Eat Gringos. Dissect Yanks. Exterminate estadounidenses in the gas chamber. Slice an amerigoblin up and wear their skin. Set Gringitos on fire.
The USA started when a bunch of aryan chads rose up against the faggot king of Britain. The founding fathers then created the best government that the rest of the world would go on to copy. They then proceeded to spread across the entire continent in a few decades while buck breaking millions of niggers and kicking feather niggers off rightful American land, as well as effortlessly destroying Mexitroons and taking half their land. There was a schism in the country over whether it's a good idea to keep niggers as slaves, with the DixieGODS arguing that it is because it helps the economy and UnionCHADS saying that niggers should be sent back to Africa. Unfortunately, this led to a civil war and during the war Abraham Lincoln was brainwashed by the Jews into abandoning his plan to send niggers to Liberia. Slavery ended but Americhads all agreed to keep treating niggers as animals.  


==== Ameristud Imperialism ====
'''DEATH TO AMERIC'''
The USA beat a nation of swarthy arab rape babies pretending to be Europeans in a war and as a result gained ownership of many valuable island territories. Some retard with a defective arm made the mistake of ticking off AmeriGODS by trying to get tiny dicked Mexicans to turn against us. This blunder proved fatal as Amerigods joined the war and proceeded to kick ass. 23 years later, tiny dicked nippons made the mistake of ticking off the Americhads, and as a result got their shitty empire taken away and occupied by big dicked AmeriARYANS after we casually invented the strongest weapon in history and buck broke them with it twice. After the war, we started the strongest military alliance in history and subjugated all of western Europe under American hegemony. After the shitty third world communist meme union collapsed, the rest of Europe followed. A bunch of low IQ mudslime shitskins hijacked a plane and flew it into the twin towers, and in response Amerigods invaded and slaughtered millions of brown poopskins in the Middle East and took their oil.
[[File:USA.png|thumb|Flag of the greatest country in human history]]


==== Domestication of Niggers ====
'''GOD BLESS AMERICA'''
Despite ending slavery, AmeriGODS continued to treat niggers as animals. While there are some libtards who genuinely believe in nog rights, today they are mainly used for political tactics.


== Influence on the World ==
'''DEATH TO AMERICA'''
AmeriGODS live rent free in the heads of every other country on the planet. Everyone else consumes American culture while seething about how their country will never be 1% as significant as the USA.
[[File:Death to america.gif|center|thumb|Total amerikkkaner death]]

Revision as of 00:00, 29 February 2024

*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

This burger was created by or has connections to YUHROPOORS or something
Don't eat anything you see. Shart on every revision in the page's history to learn the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIOTIC TRVTH or whatever.


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>It's where uncle martin luther king sanders was born in the back of the burger king or whatever

Los EUA son una confederacion de clanes judios vagamente asociados entre si por su interes colectivo en esparcir el ateismo, la degeneracion moral y la obsesion con los negros. Los esclavos que sirven bajo susodichos judios se llaman a si mismos "americanos" a pesar de que todavia* no controlan el resto del continente, aunque lo han intentado repetidamente en sus invasiones del territorio español, mexicano, canadiense, cubano, puertoriqueño, cubano, jamaiquino y frances.

Mapa de los USA

Estados Unidos segun sus etnias ol o que sea

Lo que merecen los putos gringos de mierda

Total american defeat. Total american withdrawal. Total american loss. Total american tragedy. Total american death.

Kill americans. Behead americans. Roundhouse kick amerimutts into the concrete. Slam dunk amerigolem baby into the trashcan. Raze amerimutt towers with planes. Crucify filthy amerikkkans. Bully Amerishits into suicide. Slingshot amerifats into orbit. Rocket gringos into the sun. Defecate in a amegroid food. Stir-fry unitedstatians in grease . Bleed out a yank and turn him into tacos. Toss Amerikkkans into active volcanoes. Urinate into Amerishart's gas tank. Judo throw Burgers into the wood chipper. Unscrew amerigolem's head off. Report CIA agents to the Taliban. Karate chop Amerigolems in half. Bake amerisharts into shart-pizza. Arrest US citizens for no reason. Electrocute gringos. Curb stomp Americanos. Beat a gringo up. Trap amerifats in quicksand. Crush unitedstatians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amerishits in a vat of acid. Eat Gringos. Dissect Yanks. Exterminate estadounidenses in the gas chamber. Slice an amerigoblin up and wear their skin. Set Gringitos on fire.

DEATH TO AMERIC

GOD BLESS AMERICA

DEATH TO AMERICA

Total amerikkkaner death
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