User:MrGlasnost/Yega
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Yega, also known as Yiggy is a strange variation of Yegi created by Dr. "Whizzy" Swamp (Pathetic KYM troll). It was a infamous hoax that is or not related to the party but it was related to the 'cuck.
Glass Bottle Aftermath [ The ORIGIN OF YEGA ]
The story was written by Dr. Swamp in his 75 page manifesto. This manifesto was unnamed, and showed crimes that Sato caused. This incident was found in page 42 of the manifesto. It was a famous "lie" and he started haranguing about why Sato decided to KILL HER.
The context of this was when Sato caused a tragic murder sometime in 2019 - 2018 and Yegi was critically injured. If you find out how Yega was formed, you just run away from Yega. The first quote in the original image is: Swanky Kong is NEVER THAN EVER and the secondary quote is an edit of Yega, saying, "Desu Desu Hastafude!" which is created by a anonymous user referencing The Morrocan in a derogatory way.
| After the Glass Bottle Incident, it seems likely that Sato got arrested with the following felonies: 2 counts of Sexual Assault and partial Sodomy, as well as Murder because he killed and punctured Yegi with a glass bottle. The man would be sentenced to an approximate 12 years in prison because he squashed Yegi off the floor, and plead not guilty. Yegi would eventually go to hospital or pass away or something, because of several injuries occurred by the glass bottle. Yegi would stay with her genitals and intestines bleeding with shatters of the glass bottle, caused her to pass away and die or go to the hospital. It would require stitches, but not very complicated so they let her pass away (Not the end or something, it's sad). We are unable to ascertain what Sato caused any other crimes, but it's very tragic. And yes, when somebody made a Yegi post, he misspelled, resulting in Yega being formed. |
The Original Yega Image
The Yega image is now considered Lost Media and a illiterate hoax. The original image of Yega was made by an Yegi Orbiter who is highly interested in haranguing the BTS community, and attempting to rape Jungkook. Dr. Swamp also made an edited variation of Yega, simply titled Yiggy, while the Yegibros are hustling Dr. Swamp, Swamp made a thread to appreciate Yega , which is not considered the worst thread of all time. Swamp made Yega a micro-celebrity. The original filename was called yiggy.png. Curiously, the original image was created sometime in November 23th, 2020. Actually, this is egregious and resulted in getting Sato appreciation and they say that Yegi was losing and clamping on the situation.
Personality (archived and preserved on Desuarchive):
Yiggy or, Yega is a 38 year old girl who took Benadryl since she was 36 years old. Around that time, she hassled her boyfriend Aspectro, resulted in a small harangue.
Little do we know about her bios but we do have info on her gender, she was a female and was born in 1982. Currently, she is 41 years old.
