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An example of a Colorfuljak. It it also one of the only colorfuljaks.

Colorfuljaks (also known as "colourfuljaks" in the U.K., or abbreviated as CFJaks) are the latest soyjaks being spammed on soyjak.party. These are just regular soyjaks paint-bucketed on with awful colors, regardless of aesthetics. Most posters believe colorfuljaks are coal. Colorfuljaks were created somewhere around June 10th, 2021.

Grayjaks

CFJaks spawned a new soyjak variation made in retaliation against CFJaks: Grayjaks. Like CFJaks, these 'jaks use Wholesome Soyjak as a base, but instead of being colorful, they are instead depicted in grayscale. They are portrayed as secret agents, similar to CIA 'jaks.

Evidence of Operation Bleached Bowl. Moderators started cracking down on anyone who spoke out, causing users to randomly receive bans for perceived criticism.

The first grayjak.

A grayjak drinking gray.

Markiplier grayjak.

Operation Bleached Bowl

The mods were letting colorjakkers spam the board (pretending to be offline) while banning people who respond to the spam with scat, scatposters received unusually harsh 24 hour+ bans instantly despite color spammers flooding the entire board with spam killing most gems, mods then use CIA psychological tactics to rewrite history, such as spreading the debunked claim that there were separate scat threads (untrue, scat was only posted to spam threads)

Evidence of Operation Bleached Bowl. While furry porn was deleted, soot ignores the ban plea to avoid revealing that he is awake and aware of the board spam.

CFJaks fill the catalog.

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Colorful or not?

Posters have taken notice of the fact that CFJaks don't contain much color. In fact, the average non-CFJak has more colors than CFJaks, which at most contain 6 different colors.

Which one looks like the colorful one to you?