Kris Kane
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Kristopher Bell (also formerly known by his internet alias Krissy Kane), is a former NYPD officer turned Spadeson level degenerate (which is probably why he got the job in the first place).
Kris has been used as a meme to mock BBC fetishists on the sharty and 4chan since mid 2022 and some of his images have become common templates for new gems.
In December 2022, 'teens on the sharty managed to partially dox him, exposing his real name, his social media accounts and details about his life in a thread made about Kris (Arcive.is link just in case the 'chive goes down). The thread spans hundreds (perhaps millions) of posts and lasted several days and two seperate waves of scat spam before dying. Early on in the thread, a couple unmedicated schizos began alleging that content had been deleted or altered from some of his social media, prompting allegations that Kris is a 'teen and was watching the thread (AMA incoming?).
Early life
Kris was born around 1970 in New York. His xvideos account gives his age as 52.
He is jewish.[it just is, ok?]
Not much is known about his life yet but what little is known paints a very troubling picture. At 19, Kris felt the calling to serve his community so he decided to join his brothers in blue and patrol the mean nigger infested streets of New York City as an NYPD officer.
It is assumed that this job had a profound effect on his later mental deterioration with some teens speculating that he may have engaged in TND but came to regret it later in life. Some teens have speculated that he once killed a nigger on the job and his BBC fetish is now a way to cope with his guilt.
During his service as a NYPD police officer a relative of him, Patrick Driscoll, died during 9/11 while also servicing as a policeman.
Because teens in the dox thread were more pre-occupied with lamenting out he was real life Cobson instead of doxing, there's still information we don't know about Kris. If you find more you WILL add it.
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Young Kris as a policeman
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Patrick Driscoll, a relative of Kris killed during 9/11
Political views
Kris is an anti-communist, Islam hating Trump supporter.
He also seems very patriotic and made many posts concerning the """heroes[1]""" that died on 9/11. Not much is known yet as the to reasoning behind his political beliefs.
In several posts he claims to be a "trad" transgender, unlike the majority of transgenders whom he despises.
Despite his conservative political views, Kris is completely committed to and dedicated to his life's mission of bringing about a black new world order.
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Kris expresses his support for Drumpft
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Kris owning a libtard trekkie
Interests
Kris is a big fan of Star Trek and everything related to space. He is the admin of a Facebook/Tumblr group called Transgender Trekkies.
There are videos about his Star Trek collection on his private Youtube channel that date back to 15 years ago and there are a lot of pictures of him with his son wearing Star Trek merch.
He is also a fan of American football and Ice Hockey, with his favorite time being New York Rangers (common Yankee L).
He also appears to have a weird obsession with Barbies.
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Kris expressing his thoughts about the rest of the transgender community
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Kris and lil' Kris
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Kris in thighhighs, posing next to his plethora of NYR merch
Family
Kris is thought to have been married at least twice, with some evidence suggesting that he might have been married thrice. It is estimated that at least thrembonine soyteens ACKed upon the realization that a mentally ill BBC fetishist got more bitches than them.
His second wife's name is known to be Jodie Nicole[2].
Both marriages ended up in divorce, and Kris currently lives alone with his cat and his nigger doll.
His son, also named Kristopher, was born sometime after 1992.
Some evidence suggests he might have had two daughters as well.
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Kris' son
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Kris' presumed first wife
Aftermath
In the end, after all the hubbub about all this calmed down, some of the teens tried to contact Kris' son (possibly shopped) to get his word about his father's whole situation, and while he does answer no real meaningful answer has been given. [1]
To this day, Kris is still posting BBC fetish pictures on some random website on the internet.
Links (Can somebody please archive all this stuff and add links)
Fetish shit
Personal accounts
Youtube [Old Created 2007]
Youtube [New Created 2017] (Archive)
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 >NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- ↑ https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/202662051969416014/?mt=login
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