Troonslop

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Troonslop is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Troonslop is a type of Goyslop meant exclusively for trannies, this almost always refers to media unlike goyslop which usually refers to food

List of essential troonslop

How to force troonslop on the sharty, official guide updated

So you know wanna learn how to force troonslop on the sharty in order to mine as much seethe and butthurt as possible? Look no further, this guide is exactly what you need.

Note that this guide is written primarily for those wanting to troll and cause chaos on the sharty for the lolz, if you want to actually embed something you like into genuinely becoming soy culture, you'll have to follow some of these steps over a period of several months, which requires much more determination.

  • Step 1: Find troonslop to shill: The thing you are shilling needs to be relatively well known or famous. Some literal who shit nobody cares nor has ever heard of is not gonna cut it. Check the YouTube trending page for any trending animations/series/video game that is making rounds recently. Once you've found your troonslop, learn about the characters/lore of said troonslop in order to get a better idea of how to approach your spam.
  • Step 2: MAKE SOYJAK EDITS: This step is crucial, you MVST make AT LEAST 10 well-made soyjak edits of the characters/people from your troonslop. The more soyjaks you make, the more success you will have in your shilling. Anything goes, use as many soyjak variants as possible. Make plenty of self-insert dust as well so you have something to self-insert with. Making Soytan edits is also highly recommended.
  • Step 3: Spam, Spam, SPAM: Now, its time to spam. Begin with making soyquotes related to your troonslop with the Soyjak edits you just made. Make self-insert threads as well. Spam your troonslop in existing threads. DON'T ONLY SPAM ON THE /SOY/ BOARD, SPAM ON EVERY SINGLE BOARD, ESPECIALLY /QA/. Show no mercy. Make threads asking questions about your troonslop, example: "Who's your favorite character from [troonslop]?" Make sure that on every clickable page on the sharty there is something related to your troonslop, the moar the better. If you're lucky, other users will begin to spam with you.
  • Step 4: Bait: Soyteens, despite being master baiters themselves, are incredibly easy to bait. Once you have spammed your troonslop for a period of a couple days, the sharty userbase will grow annoyed at your endeavours. Now its time to start baiting. Make racebait edits of your troonslop and its soyjak edits. BBC, BWC, LGBT, Nazi, anything goes. Be as annoying as possible. Falseflag as both sides of a conflict over your troonslop. Make tons of threads saying stuff like "[Character from troonslop] is built for BBC/BWC" or "is [character from troonslop] trans?" while self-inserting as a racebait edits of the soyjak edits you made. Make as many edits as you can, download ace of spades/pride flag pngs and paste them onto existing soyjak edits of your troonslop. Use as many bait tactics as possible, and remember to bump your bait threads and respond to those who angrily reply to you with stuff about their clitty leaking (spell it as cIitty to evade the wordfilter, and put spaces between B B C and B W C to evade the wordfilter as well. (example: CIitty leaking? Good.) Use excessive tildes (~) in order to be as annoying as possible. The more tranny-like you larp as the more (You)s you'll get and the more chaos you'll cause.
  • Step 5: Starting a conflict: By now you should have different groups of people negatively replying to your troonslop posts. Begin falseflagging as those desenters, make B B C bait threads and excessively bump them. Make tons of threads complaining about your troonslop. It's important to false-flag as both sides and larp as multiple users to give the illusion that there are more people involved in the conflict than there really are. Make normal soyjak threads either asking about what your troonslop is and why everybody is talking about it, and also make threads calling to ban your troonslop and try to stir users against the troonslop you're shilling, while also posting your troonslop soyjak edits at the same time. Make sure to completely flood the catalog and use proxies just in case a tranny janny decides to ban you for avatarfagging. Don't make it obvious that its just one user spamming. Also make soyquote threads claiming that the troonslop spam is a heckin CIA psy-op or whatever in order to make soyteens anxious and paranoid. Completely FLOOD the catalog with all kinds of posts talking about your troonslop.
  • Step 6: Getting your troonslop banned: If you have followed these steps correctly, by now the board should be in chaos. Users all over are talking about your troonslop, and people are making threads petitioning to have your troonslop banned from the site. Combat calls to ban your troonslop by making threads asking the admin to add a board dedicated to your troonslop (example: "If this thread gets 1000 replies Root must add /[troonslop board]/"). Make sure to falseflag as people who hate your troonslop in order to create a false sense of increasing anger among the community. Keep going until eventually your troonslop gets banned from the site or eventually people stop caring and you get bored. In either case you have won and mined endless lulzy gems in the process.
  • Step 7: ACKKKKKKKKK yourself
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