Max

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Max is Jewish.

a variant:unknown soyboy woahjack portraying max as a jew, which he is

>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader

Anton Maximov, or yuka, was the director of the NSS and current owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin.

He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probally one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-site faggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.

he is cecefem's biggest fan[1]


He's also a Jew. We're not joking.

SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN

ugly variant:unknown used to portray max as a kike ogre

Early Life

Jew

Fees Doll had to pay Max

Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.[2]

The Receipt Verbatim

  • $50.00 - Transfer fee
  • $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
  • $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
  • $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
  • $100.00 - Time spent working on website this week in cost of wages
  • $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
  • $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
  • $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
  • $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
  • $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
  • $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
  • $150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement

Tl;dr don't toss coins off a bridge around max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards

Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.

Crimes

  • Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left
  • Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
  • Putting absolutely haram ads on every page
  • Being a hook-nosed jew
  • Lying about kuz and taking everything he had[3]
  • Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
  • Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
  • White genocide


References