Alternate History (Detractor Perspective)

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For the perspective of teenaged pseudo-historians, see Alternate History (Enjoyer Perspective)

Alternate History is a genre of speculative fiction of stories in which one or more historical events occur and are resolved differently than in real life. It usually consists of the same four or five scenarios like "What if Nazis won World War II" and "What if the South won the Civil War????" and is enjoyed primarily by 13 year olds and trannies who play Hearts of Iron IV.

List of Common Alternate History Tropes

Germany Winning World War II

Alternate history authors always make sure to let everyone know how HECKIN BADASS the uniforms are. This is because autists are obsessed with superficial details.

Arguably the most common alternate history trope, uh except it isn't because it is World War 1 Germany won which is knowna as Kaissereich--ACK! A large potion of alternate history is laser focused on an alternate World War II where the nazis win for an extremely contrived reason that would not make sense in real life. If it is explained, it almost always has to do with the macguffin of the alternate history property or is caused by Germany not doing something that they would have done in real life (such as the holocaust or invading Russia.) Most of the time, the reasoning is often completely ignored.

The South Winning the American Civil War

The second most common scenario in alternate history. Just like Germany winning World War II, The Confederate victory either goes unexplained, happens because of a macguffin, or happens because the south didn't do something that they would have done every time in real life. Due to being less common than German victory stories, Southern victory stories are usually of (slightly) better quality than German victory stories.

Balkanized America

In almost all alternate history stories focusing on America, the country is always split apart due to political and ethnic tensions between the states. Because of this, the political climate of America resembles that of the Balkans, hence the Balkanization name. In these stories, the confederacy (or some derivative of it) exists without fail. The remnants of the old government are always either concentrated in the east or west.

MacGuffin

A MacGuffin is an object, event, or character in a film or story that serves to set and keep the plot in motion despite usually lacking intrinsic importance. MacGuffins are common in alternate history stories, and they are often the explanation for the timeline divergence. Examples of MacGuffins in alternate history include the AK-47's in Harry Turtledove's Guns of the South, The dimensional travel technology in The Man in the High Castle series, and the technology created by Da'at Yichud in the new Wolfenstein games.

List of Notable Alternate History Properties

Nu-Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein: The New Colossus are a series of alternate history video games which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially jews and black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

The story originally had a serious-tone with occasional light-hearted moments, but has since devolved into another capeshit, troon-fantasy IP that is meant to fuel Amerimutt left-wingers obsession with "killing le fascis" when most of them shit their pants at the sight of a slightly-more contagious version of the flu.

The Man in the High Castle

The Man in the High Castle is an alternate history novel (later an Amazon Prime series) which depicts a dystopian America after a successful Nazi invasion. All minorities (especially jews and black people) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow. The series features hyper-advanced technology courtesy of a MacGuffin.

Oh and Japan controls California

>OOOHHHH MY SCIENCE THE BUNGUNDERINOS ARE INVADING OMSKKKKKKKKKK

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe

TNO WILL ALWAYS BE A COAL

The New Order: The Last Days of Europe is an alternate history modification for Hearts of Iron IV which depicts a dystopian Europe after a successful Nazi occupation. All minorities (especially jews and slavs) are rounded up and genocided, yet there's still enough of them to form a resistance somehow.

Oh and Himmler has a literally comically evil fiefdom in France where they rape belgian babies and bash them against walls

The mod is deliberately designed so that it is near impossible to succeed as a non-democratic country.

FUN FACT: Pink Panzer (the they/them, now troon, who made the mod) asked Vaush for advice when making the mod. [1][1]</ref>


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  1. "I am very much a fan of Breadtube, I actually asked Vaush for advice at one point during the development of TNO." - ThePinkPanzer, in an interview with The Canada Files