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'''Antimatter''' (aka '''Sharty Killing Coal''' or '''Coal 2''') is a newer, more potent form of [[Brimstone]]. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is. | '''Antimatter''' (aka '''Sharty Killing Coal''' or '''Coal 2''') is a newer, more potent form of [[Brimstone]]. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is. Another sign that it is Antimatter is if [[jannies]] hate it and it gets banned, but this also happens with higher quality posts. | ||
Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire [[Poopson]] saga was about. | Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire [[Poopson]] saga was about. | ||
In a study on death row inmates<ref>Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald</ref>, psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as [[Rapeson|murderers]], and cases of [[schizophrenia]] occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population. | In a study on death row inmates<ref>Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald</ref>, psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter (referred to as Supernigrum Lapis Improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as [[Rapeson|murderers]], and cases of [[schizophrenia]] occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population. | ||
== In relation to other rankings == | == In relation to other rankings == | ||
Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a sharty saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Scientists have concluded that this is due to the [[fact]] that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem. | Antimatter is the second rarest known [[Gem/Coal Rating System|quality of post]]. It is only more common than a [[The gem that saved the party|sharty saving]] diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. [[The Experts|Scientists]] have concluded that this is due to the [[fact]] that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper [[gem]]. | ||
=== Examples of Antimatter === | === Examples of Antimatter === | ||
* '''[[Poopson]]''' (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter) | * '''[[Poopson]]''' (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter) | ||
* [[Coal 3|'''Coal 3''']] | * [[Coal 3|'''Coal 3''']] - Extremely destructive coal. | ||
* [[ | * '''[[Cobbess]]''' - Deranged drawing from [[minus8]]. So coally that his social media presence got nuked by soyteens. The variant itself also got banned within most of the [[Soysphere]]. | ||
* [[Petra|P*tra]] - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter. | * '''[[Petra|P*tra]]''' - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3. | ||
* [[Giggly Goonclown]] - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -[[Anonymous]] | * [[Giggly Goonclown|'''Giggly Goonclown''']] - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -[[Anonymous]] | ||
* [[ | * '''[[Brojak]]''' - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage. | ||
* [[Variant:Unknown|'''Variant:Unknowns''']] - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the [[Booru.soy|'ru]]. | |||
* [[Variant:Unknown|Variant:Unknowns]] - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the [[Booru.soy|'ru]]. | * '''[[You]]'''{{Cn|You just are, okay?}} - i transheart 20 year old jokes from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|oldfag drama wiki]] | ||
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File:Petra.png|[[Petra|The original antimatter.]] Don't be fooled by her friendly look. | |||
File:Horrifying.jpeg|An horrifying AI re-render of what was once a [[Spadeson]]. Probably a [[Poopson]] | |||
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== References == | == References == | ||
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Antimatter (aka Sharty Killing Coal or Coal 2) is a newer, more potent form of Brimstone. Its quality is so atrocious that it gets universally hated by every Chud. Sometimes, certain examples of Antimatter can't even be named due to how ugly and terrible it is. Another sign that it is Antimatter is if jannies hate it and it gets banned, but this also happens with higher quality posts.
Nothing can transform into antimatter, it can only be created. It's impossible to make antimatter of an existing variant. Instead, it is more feasible to create an antimatter variant, which is what the entire Poopson saga was about.
In a study on death row inmates[1], psoycologists found that creators of Antimatter (referred to as Supernigrum Lapis Improbus within the study) tested high in psychopathic traits, roughly the same as murderers, and cases of schizophrenia occurred 2000% more often than within the general death row population.
In relation to other rankings
Antimatter is the second rarest known quality of post. It is only more common than a sharty saving diamond glisterald, which hasn't been identified yet. Scientists have concluded that this is due to the fact that the average soyteen has a higher capacity to seethe than to appreciate a proper gem.
Examples of Antimatter
- Poopson (Poopson however, might be worse than antimatter, and will invent a new tier below antimatter)
- Coal 3 - Extremely destructive coal.
- Cobbess - Deranged drawing from minus8. So coally that his social media presence got nuked by soyteens. The variant itself also got banned within most of the Soysphere.
- P*tra - Draws universal hate from chuds and troons alike, and from 4cucks and predditors. This is the definitive NAS antimatter, so unbearably awful that it may even be classified as a quasi-poopson or pseudo-coal 3.
- Giggly Goonclown - "I'd rather see cartel execution videos" -Anonymous
- Brojak - NAP, but still awful past-brimstone stage.
- Variant:Unknowns - As a group, they are not necessarily antimatter, but a few do reach this category of awfulness. Some of them get buried in the 'ru.
- You[You just are, okay?] - i transheart 20 year old jokes from oldfag drama wiki
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References
- ↑ Inside the Minds of Death Row Inmates, 2019 - Soyschwartz & SoyDonald
