Cobbess

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Cobbess is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

>Though Maybe you were looking for the original female cobson?


Cobbess

NAS, Not even Variant:Unknown
OriginMinus8's LiveStream (December 14 4:30 PM, 2023)


Cobbess, also known as Milkson, is a NAS coomer crude mockery of redesign of Cobson made by pedophile (((pornographer))) Minus8.

On December 14th, at 4:30 PM, during one of the streams, minus8 drew Cobbess after reading the wiki page for Cobson. He was coerced to draw Cobbess by the evil alt-right woah jack incels who raided his streams, probably thinking they were just a group of coomers looking for a free commission or something.

Characteristics

Cobbess is a generic coomer-artstyle woman, notably known for her large cleavage. She wears a shirt with the word "GODDESS" on the bust area, a reference to the notorious lawnmower man scene. Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT a female version of Cobson, due to her having absolutely zero characteristics that make her IAS in any way.

Cobbess has also been banned from SoyBooru for obvious reasons.

Variants

In the first 10 MINUTES many variants were made. No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked. Shown below are two of them which were posted in the original thread.[it just is, ok?]

Cafe cobbess
Cafe Cobbess
Soytan Cobbess
Soytan Cobbess

Poopson Connections

A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.[even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]

The truth uncovered?
Cobbess
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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