Burundi
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Burundi is darker than coal...
Burundi, also known as Blackrundi, Brimrundi, The Niggerhell Outskirts, Admin 6’s Homeland, and [REDACTED] is a landlocked country in the Great Rift Valley at the junction between the African Great Lakes region and East Africa. It is commonly called the "blacker than vantablack" country, and is allegedly where the entrance to Niggerhell is.
Is Burundi white?
No, but makibucord falseflaggers (members of the most prominent terrorist group of Burundi) WILL try to convince you that it is, you WILL ignore them and debunk them using pro-Rwanda and pro-USA counterpoints even doe that literally goes against common sense when seeing shitposters and that contradicts the “ignore them” advice given in the same sentence
Italic textWhy is this on the wiki?
According to the niggerhands poster on /soy/, the amerimutt meme comes from a supposed Discord server called "makibucord" which is ran by a notorious transgender Burundian pedophile and terrorist named "Makibu The Great", who has been spamming the meme on 4chan and Soyjak.party for years. He believes all amerimutt posters are from this discord server, which is backed up by incredible amounts of evidence[it just is, ok?], such as the man ximself "Makibu" posting on the sharty's /Int/ and /Pol/ boards using the tripcode !6O0Ca31J92.[it just is, ok?]
Leaked conversation between 2 members of the Makibucord
these are totally the real profile pictures even though discord profile pictures are 1:1 aspect ratio and much smaller; these full size versions were reverse image searched from the cropped and resized profile pictures
>Hello my name is Abidemi Abimbola and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the horrid country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each one more pedophilic and blacker than the last. I brought back a friend from there.
<Hello /int/ my name is Jabari Adeleke the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you, I'll groom all your children.
>Can you tell us more about this country?
<Well Burundi is an African country known for having the blackest people on earth and for it's influence on modern anti pedophilia laws, made to prevent burundian behavior worldwide, and is also known for being the niggerest country on earth, modern Americans only have 13% of black DNA while modern burundians have 199.9% of black DNA.
>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's perverse history ?
<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. On It, it is said that Burundi is the gate to Niggerhell itself, with "Burundi" meaning "Land of the nigger pedophiles". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the African-Americans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure nigger DNA, Low IQ and lack of manners. Burundians probably invented pedophilia, jealously (people from Burundi have been jealous of America since they exist) and niggerbabble.
>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop.
<Yes I know, and they're right. We live in huts made of shit and spend all our day hating America and spreading misinformation about Americans not being white due to them sanctioning us for our low age of consent of 1.
>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the nigger people reading us?
<Yes, my black brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. We need more forces to fight the Americans, in the hope of one day the United States of America being destroyed and we can freely groom children once again.
Burundian Armed Forces
Due to their status as a fourth world country, the Burundian army is rather weak when it comes to physical combat compared to their ability to carry out online spam campaigns. Their active duty military personnel count is about 5.8 thousand (adult) personnel, and an estimated 4 thousand child soldiers.
According to Burundian sources, they are known to have advanced laser weapons somehow, but reverse engineering of captured Burundian weaponry reveals that they’re just normal ballistic weapons with glowsticks taped on. Burundi soldiers not equipped with “laser” weapons are typically armed with spears and improvised melee weapons they had when living as tribesmen before they were conscripted, with the richer ones having worn out knives/machetes/axes stolen from their victims that they’ve murdered and raped. They also have an air force, but no one has any information on what operational aircraft they have, likely because they can’t figure out how to get anything off the ground that isn’t a spear.
Burundian Economy
Burundi’s main imports are misplaced foreign aid and stolen goods, and their main exports are STDs, ‘p, coal, and brimstone.
Burundi’s GDP is who the fuck knows who the fuck cares. but it’s definitely sub 1 million USD per year, we know that much
Burundi’s Involvement in the Soypocalypse
This page is coal. (You) WILL help by expanding it.
It has been rumored that during the Soypocalypse, Max accepted a bribe by Makibu ximself for some uncertain purpose but it definitely wasn’t good
Notable Achievements of the anti-Burundian Forces of the USA and Rwanda
- A successful raid on /qa/ in January 5 2024
- Being a good meme
- Killing Clittyzellig
- Killiing /pol/
- Being the successor of lee (killing mlp)
- Creating /int/lantis
