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/ posted by "the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago."<ref>{{Template:CitePost
  |board=soy
  |no=123741
  |date=June 29, 2021
  |caption=Because it's the ban evading spammer that flooded nearly the entirety of /soy/ a few days ago.
  |url=https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/122468.html
}}</ref><gallery class="center">
File:Soy_123456_GET_(alleged)_2.jpg | Exhibit A: computer screenshot, may have been edited.<ref>{{Template:CitePost | board=soy | no=123477 | caption=you know screenshots like this can easily be faked right? | date=June 29, 2021 | url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref>
File:Soy 123456 GET (alleged).jpg | Exhibit B: phoneposter screenshot, harder to edit.
File:Soot BTFOs spammers (soy 123456 GET).png | Exhibit C: Soot's explanation.
</gallery>Before Soot's official explanation (which you WILL believe), conspiracy theories (which you WILL disregard as [[Schizophrenia|schizo babble]]) were floating around:<blockquote>The circumstances of this post are suspicious. It was a GET, it was designed to irritate the userbase, and any traces of its existence were deleted. While its intended purpose may remain unclear, it's certain that it was not a natural GET. Potential links with [[John McAfee]]'s """suicide""", and the ensuing "dead man's switch" operation, should be investigated, given how these two events happened within a few days of each other.</blockquote>Users reacted negatively to the reposts of the GET. The general sentiment was summarized in a laconic post as:<blockquote>forced
boring
awful
wasted<ref>{{Template:CitePost
  |board=soy
  |no=123469
  |caption=forced, boring, awful, wasted
  |date=June 29, 2021
  |url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210629200944/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/123465.html}}</ref></blockquote>In the same thread, the pro-Colorfuljak faction replied with "seethe", "btfo", and "[[Fact|monochrome failers on suicide watch]]".
===222222 GET===
'''Post no. 222222 (after rollback)''' was obtained on January 20th, 2022. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220120180951/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/221534.html</ref> The post features a picture of [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]], commonly known as "Le BWC/BBC girl". Reactions were mixed.[[File:222222.png|thumb|800x800px|<div style="text-align: center;">''Colorjaks are coal''</div>|alt=|none]]Before the rollback it was botted kuz GET that said '''kissu.moe''', but it was deleted shortly after by him after people found out it was him.
The thread was deleted on March 25th 2022 by a seething janny.
===299997 GET===
[[File:Troonson fail.png|thumb|<div style="text-align: center;">{{Redtext|GODSON GET}}also trans rights are human rights</div>|alt=]]On January 26th, 2022 Discord user ''GemsonLover721'' attempted to steal the 300,000 GET but failed miserably, GemsonLover721 hopped on a voice chat and after few hours they decided to cope with the loss and declare this as the true GET.<ref>https://archive.md/VhM4j</ref>
===299999 GET===
[[File:THE GEM THAT SAVED THE SHARTY.png|thumb|<div style="text-align: center;">{{Quote|>saves your sharty}}wat do?</div>]]'''Post no.''' '''299999''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. Although unconventional for a soyjak most agreed that it was a gem. <ref>[https://archive.md/Sg8e0]</ref>
===300000 GET===
[[File:300000 GET.png|thumb|<div style="text-align: center;">''Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together''</div>]]'''Post no.''' '''300000''' was obtained on January 26th, 2022. <ref>https://soyjak.party/soy//res/300000.html<nowiki/>https://archive.md/iRrX5</ref>  The post contains a [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]] with red heart emojis for eyes, sending the message that "Soybros, in these trying times, we need to stick together".
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=== 1000000 GET ===
=== 1000000 GET ===
[[File:1000000 GET 1.png|thumb|The original unedited GET[[File:1000000 GET 2.png|thumb|The edited one]]]]
[[File:1000000 GET 1.png|thumb|The original unedited GET[[File:1000000 GET 2.png|thumb|The edited one]]]]

Revision as of 10:12, 14 September 2022

1000000 GET

The original unedited GET
The edited one

Post no. 1000000 was obtained August 31st, 2022 and was the biggest GET the sharty has ever had. At first, it was UTTP spam[1], but the GET was changed by Kuz to a colorjak with the text "colorful win". Shortly after the thread was edited, it was autosaged and subsequently bumped off the 'log by resulting colorspam flood. It is unanimously considered to be the worst GET the sharty has ever had in its entire history.

Some 'teens, enraged by this theft, called on kuz to destroy the UTTP group, which primarily resided on a kuz-owned site called VidLii. Kuz responded by saying "Its done" and removed all their channels. This made up for the coal GET.

GETs on other boards

To be researched: GETs on other boards. Can (You) help us?

/int/

9999 and 10000 GETs

These two quads were both obtained in the same /int/ thread (the former in the OP, the latter in the first reply) in quick succession on July 3, 2021. [2] [3] The OP was by a Moroccan and featured an image of a transgender pride flag likely downloaded from Wikipedia with the caption "Trans women are women". The first reply to the thread was by a Mexican who simply said "(nigga?)". Apparently, the Moroccan planned on taking both GETs for himself by quickly replying with an image of a Black Lives Matter flag and the caption "Also Black lives matter", but was too slow to beat the Mexican to the 10000 GET. The Moroccan, severely displeased with the useless 10001 digits his BLM flag obtained, angrily replied to the Mexican.

NIGGER NIGGER YOU DOUBLE NIGGER YOU STOLE MY NASFJASF:LJASFJAS:GET COAL NIGGER NGIGIEIRIGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [4]

The Mexican then proceeded to taunt him.

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang

Fuck that, Golf Wang [5]

After that, tensions appeared to dissipate and they traded good-natured emoji-filled jests with each other. [6]

9999:Trans women are women10000:(nigga?)

11111 GET

Post no. 11111 on /int/ was obtained on August 1, 2021. [7] It featured one image of a Swedish 'jak and two deformed 'jaks. It is notable both for being a pinned thread and receiving a humorous redtext caption from a moderator.

Are repeating digits normal in your country?'(USER WAS KILLED FOR THIS POST)'

/pol/

7777 GET

This GET was obtained on June 17th, 2021.[8] The OP was by a tor-hopping schizo and featured an image of some Muslims burning the Swedish flag with the caption "KILL ALL SWEDES".

This GET was considered a major win for Islam and Norway, and many chuds called for this gem of a thread to be pinned.[9]

KILL ALL SWEDES

GETs on 4chan

See also: Raids

/aco/

6666666 GET[10]

'son thread

/bant/

14000000 GET[11]

.

/gif/

22222222 GET[12]

YLYL cartoon bald men with beards edition

/jp/

37999999[13] and 38000000[14] GETs

/qa/ זכה (Translation: /qa/ won)
OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

38999999[15] and 39000000[16] GETs

plier
/qa/ won.

/lgbt/

25000000 GET[17]

Getterino

/p/

3999999[18] and 4000000[19] GETs

'son website
This is nut

/pw/

4000000 GET[20]

/r9k/

68000000 GET[21]

69000000 GET (nas but a /qa/ joke nonetheless)[22]

Honestly I don't even want it

[s4s]

10000000 GET[23]

Main article: Swaglord

As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ get ever. This prompted arch-janny Swaglord to seethe big time as well as a bunch of /s4s/ natives. This was also hailed as a major win for Cobson.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

On February 5th, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/.[24] Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, post number n°1111111 was well-received by /t/ natives.

/vmg/

888888 GET[25]

HWABAG

/vst/

999999[26] and 1000000[27] GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games
>basedhammer

/x/

30999999[28] and 31000000[29] GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section
Science

Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220901000549/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/1000000.html text was originally "UTTP@TEAM" as in the image
  2. ↑ /int/, post no. 9999. Trans women are women. July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10000#9999
  3. ↑ /int/, post no. 10000. (nigga?). July 3, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#9999#10000
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10002
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10003
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int//res/9999.html#10005
  7. ↑ /int/, post no. 11111. Are repeating digits normal in your country?. August 1, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/https://soyjak.party/int/res/11111.html#11111
  8. ↑ /pol/, post no. 7777. KILL ALL SWEDES. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7777. Archived on July 6th, 2021.
  9. ↑ /pol/, post no. 7814. pin it. June 17, 2021. http://web.archive.org/web/20210706193625/https://soyjak.party/pol//res/7777.html#7814#7814. Archived on July 6th, 2021.
  10. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/6666666//
  11. ↑ https://archive.alice.al/bant/thread/14000000/
  12. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/gif/thread/22222222/
  13. ↑ https://archived.moe/jp/thread/37999999/
  14. ↑ https://archived.moe/jp/thread/38000000/
  15. ↑ https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38999999#p38999999
  16. ↑ https://warosu.org/jp/thread/38996037#p39000000
  17. ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/25000000/
  18. ↑ https://archive.alice.al/p/thread/3999989/#3999999
  19. ↑ https://archive.alice.al/p/thread/3999979/#4000000
  20. ↑ https://archived.moe/pw/thread/3998269/#4000000
  21. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68000000
  22. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68999704/#69000000
  23. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#10000000
  24. ↑ https://archived.moe/t/thread/1077508/#1111111
  25. ↑ https://archive.alice.al/bant/thread/14000000/
  26. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/999999/
  27. ↑ https://arch.b4k.co/vst/thread/1000000/
  28. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/30999999/
  29. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/30946203/#31000000
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