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[[File:Maxownwords.png|thumb|The Nu-Sharty in Max's own words]] [[File:Nushartytop.png|thumb]]
'''The Nu-Sharty''' (officially titled the [https://devyach.net/party/ Party2@9channel]) and also known as the '''''MAX-owned sharty''''' was a site created by [[Max|{{echoes|Max}}]] in his attempt to wrangle every last penny out of what little remains of the soyteen race. It lasted around one day before being deleted, demonstrating that soyteens would rather die than give money to [[Jews|Israel]].


The Nu-Sharty (officially titled the [https://devyach.net/party/ Party2@9channel]) and also known as the '''''MAX-owned sharty''''' was a site created by [[Max|(((Max)))]] in his attempt to wrangle every last penny out of what little remains of the soyteen race. It lasted around one day before being deleted, demonstrating that soyteens would rather die than give money to [[Jews|Israel]].
== Features ==
[[File:Maxownwords.png|thumb|556x556px|The Nu-Sharty in Max's own words]]
[[File:Push button.png|thumb|Perhaps the most meaningless addition]]
[[File:Push button.png|thumb|258x258px|Perhaps the most meaningless addition]]
The Nu-Sharty differed in many ways from [[Soyjak.party]]. Such changes included, but were not limited to:
[[File:Nushartytop.png|right|421x421px]]
The Nu-Sharty differs in many ways from [[Soyjak.party]]. Such changes include, but are not limited to:


* An upvote system; soyteens may click on the '+' next to any post to add a 'tsmt' to that post
* An upvote system; soyteens were able to click on the '+' next to any post to add a 'tsmt' to that post
** There is also a 'Fuck you' button which functions similarly, as a downvote.
** There was also a 'Fuck you' button which functioned similarly, as a downvote.
* The name field was re-added  
* The name field was re-added  
* A different layout and site theme
* A different layout and site theme
* Custom, animated emojis
* Custom, animated emojis
* Every uploaded file would be stored in {{glow|https://i.kncdn.org even though Koylma was dissolved}}
* [[Laser niggers]]
* <s>A '<nowiki/>''PUSH''<nowiki/>' '''I dont like this''<nowiki/>'</s> ''<nowiki/><s>'I hate this</s>''<nowiki/><s>' button that lets you reply to a post or something. Soyientists are still figuring out its purpose.</s>
* Every uploaded file was stored in {{glow|https://i.kncdn.org even though Koylma had been dissolved}}
* <s>A '<nowiki/>''PUSH''<nowiki/>' '''I dont like this''<nowiki/>'</s> ''<nowiki/><s>'I hate this</s>''<nowiki/><s>' button that let you reply to a post or something. Soyientists are still figuring out its purpose.</s>
*It just fucking sucks
**At least you can still soyduel
*this shit looks awful, do they not teach you how to code in Russia? trying to use this crap is worse than no sharty at all, I won’t be using this data mining garbage.


* It just fucking sucks
== Plans for the site==
** At least you can still soyduel
Max had stated that he planned to:<ref>https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1605</ref>
* this shit looks awful, do they not teach you how to code in Russia? trying to use this crap is worse than no sharty at all, I won’t be using this data mining garbage.
 
== <s>Future plans of the site</s> It's already dead ==
Max has stated that he plans to:<ref>https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1605</ref>


# Create either a buffering system for new ips
# Create either a buffering system for new ips
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# Ban all NSFW
# Ban all NSFW
# Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
# Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
# Offer competent admins like [[Jakparty.soy|lute]] the offer to be the admin.
# Offer competent admins like <s>[[Jakparty.soy|lute]] and [[kuz]]</s><sup>lmao</sup> '''nobody''' the offer to be the admin, because "two people sharing the position would mean that they balance each other"<ref>https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1245</ref>
# Monetize the site through BLACKED ads<ref><s>He will eventually do this</s>  Holy shit, I was so right. Swarthy fucking jew.</ref>
# Monetize the site through BLACKED ads<ref><s>He will eventually do this</s>  Holy shit, I was so right. Swarthy fucking jew.</ref>
Max has also stated that he wants lute and [[kuz]] to be co-admins of the Nu-Sharty, because "two people sharing the position would mean that they balance eachother"<ref>https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1245</ref>
yeah I will not be joining this dumpster fire.
Holy fuck why did lute decide to randomly shut down the jarty when we needed it the most? If you're worried about 'p just turn off images and start janny applications or something, this is a retarded decision.
its over. even the most braindead teen is smarter than these retards. just let it die and we can remember all the good times.
>let it die


We aren't 80 year olds doe and have plenty of time to revive this, its not too hard to find some imageboard template and get it hosted on a website with a domain, the problem is that we're all mostly underaged doe
== See Also ==


just let it die
* [[Soypocalypse]]
* [[Splinter War]]


== Citations ==
== Citations ==

Revision as of 12:06, 2 May 2024

Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.
just let it die

yeah I will not be joining this dumpster fire.
Wiki Chuds
The Nu-Sharty in Max's own words

The Nu-Sharty (officially titled the Party2@9channel) and also known as the MAX-owned sharty was a site created by (((Max))) in his attempt to wrangle every last penny out of what little remains of the soyteen race. It lasted around one day before being deleted, demonstrating that soyteens would rather die than give money to Israel.

Features

Perhaps the most meaningless addition

The Nu-Sharty differed in many ways from Soyjak.party. Such changes included, but were not limited to:

  • An upvote system; soyteens were able to click on the '+' next to any post to add a 'tsmt' to that post
    • There was also a 'Fuck you' button which functioned similarly, as a downvote.
  • The name field was re-added
  • A different layout and site theme
  • Custom, animated emojis
  • Laser niggers
  • Every uploaded file was stored in https://i.kncdn.org even though Koylma had been dissolved
  • A 'PUSH' 'I dont like this' 'I hate this' button that let you reply to a post or something. Soyientists are still figuring out its purpose.
  • It just fucking sucks
    • At least you can still soyduel
  • this shit looks awful, do they not teach you how to code in Russia? trying to use this crap is worse than no sharty at all, I won’t be using this data mining garbage.

Plans for the site

Max had stated that he planned to:[1]

  1. Create either a buffering system for new ips
  2. Create a private account system, that you have to register to post here, but you dont get an account to post on, only mods can see, that way we can disable bad people.
  3. Disable image uploading, make the site into a textboard, and replace images with stickers from the soyjak booru
  4. Ban all NSFW
  5. Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
  6. Offer competent admins like lute and kuzlmao nobody the offer to be the admin, because "two people sharing the position would mean that they balance each other"[2]
  7. Monetize the site through BLACKED ads[3]

See Also

Citations

  1. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1605
  2. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1245
  3. He will eventually do this Holy shit, I was so right. Swarthy fucking jew.