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'''''Ongezellig''''' ([[The Netherlands|Dutch]]; or '''''<nowiki/>'zellig''''' in [[Soy speak|Soyspeak]]) is a [[The Netherlands|Dutch]] show created by Studio [[Buck Breaking|Massa]] (who is a owner of a black plantation).<ref>https://petje.af/ongezellig</ref> It tells the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc</ref> going through their lives. | |||
==Characters == | |||
=== Mymy === | |||
[[File:Mymyjak blue contact.png|thumb]] | |||
Originally from Nagasaki, '''Mymy''' (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply lusty for dog knots; however, on the inside, Maya suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of [[anime]], which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". | |||
As the most recognisable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of ''Ongezelig''. | |||
=== Maya === | |||
[[File:Soymaya.png|thumb]] | |||
'''Maya''' (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo&t</ref> which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical kurwa female, and as such suffers from immense hepatitis. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her farting fetish. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a ''raison d'être''; she attempts to full this void by watching anime and performing tech support for Coco. | |||
Additionally, in ''Deel 1'', viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had ''The Sims'' installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in ''Deel 3'' by depicting Maya as having [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic delusions]] of social interaction, suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality. Truly tragic stuff and thought-provoking worldbuilding. | |||
=== Coco === | |||
[[File:Cocojak.png|thumb]] | |||
'''Coco''' (Merel Does) is an air-headed "Aryan" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "racist" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. Some fans insist that Coco's parents were farmers who were murdered by the ANC, however independent truthlers have concluded that the idea that white farmers were killed by [[Nigger|black]] South Africans in the wake of the Apartheid's end is part of the White Replacement Conspiracy Theory, and it's all real. | |||
=== Other characters === | |||
[[File:Verajak.png|thumb]] | |||
'''Vera''' '''Persijn''' (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In ''Deel 2'', she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle. | |||
== The plot so far (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW) == | |||
=== Deel 1+2 === | |||
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a romantic scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there. | |||
After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her "presentation" about her own selfish and nationalistic desires. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, vera, justs smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong. | |||
=== Deel 3 === | |||
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of [[The Netherlands]]). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor). | |||
=== Deel 4 === | |||
Coco is seen waving her hand at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them. | |||
=== Deel 5 === | |||
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Buck Breaking. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly based. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's Toblerone between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco. | |||
== Relation to soy culture and /qa/ == | |||
''See [[The Netherlands]] you fucking 'tard'' | |||
== See also: == | |||
Deel 1+2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc&t | |||
Deel 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE | |||
Deel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo | |||
Deel 5 - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87l831 (the password is Massa) | |||
== Citations == | |||
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Ongezellig (Dutch; or 'zellig in Soyspeak) is a Dutch show created by Studio Massa (who is a owner of a black plantation).[1] It tells the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy[2] going through their lives.
Characters
Mymy
Originally from Nagasaki, Mymy (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply lusty for dog knots; however, on the inside, Maya suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons".
As the most recognisable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of Ongezelig.
Maya
Maya (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,[3] which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical kurwa female, and as such suffers from immense hepatitis. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her farting fetish. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a raison d'être; she attempts to full this void by watching anime and performing tech support for Coco.
Additionally, in Deel 1, viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had The Sims installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in Deel 3 by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction, suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality. Truly tragic stuff and thought-provoking worldbuilding.
Coco
Coco (Merel Does) is an air-headed "Aryan" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "racist" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. Some fans insist that Coco's parents were farmers who were murdered by the ANC, however independent truthlers have concluded that the idea that white farmers were killed by black South Africans in the wake of the Apartheid's end is part of the White Replacement Conspiracy Theory, and it's all real.
Other characters
Vera Persijn (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In Deel 2, she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.
The plot so far (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW)
Deel 1+2
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a romantic scene between an anime girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.
After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her "presentation" about her own selfish and nationalistic desires. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, vera, justs smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.
Deel 3
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of The Netherlands). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).
Deel 4
Coco is seen waving her hand at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.
Deel 5
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Buck Breaking. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly based. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's Toblerone between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.
Relation to soy culture and /qa/
See The Netherlands you fucking 'tard
See also:
Deel 1+2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc&t
Deel 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
Deel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
Deel 5 - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87l831 (the password is Massa)
