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| [[File:Poopson grimey crime photo.png|thumb|A fake photograph of what was purported to be Poopson.]][[File:Time traveler about poopson.png|thumb|359x359px|A fake screenshot from a future 'teen to show that poopson WILL be created.<ref name=":1">https://web.archive.org/web/20230717190851/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/3919202.html</ref>]]
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| '''Poopson''' was a hoax regarding a variant that would be the [[Coal that destroyed the sharty|coal that will destroy the sharty]]. It was expected to be [[Soyjak.party/Future|created around early 2024]], possibly during [[Brimstone Winter|brimstone winter]].
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| This variant was argued to be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst [[soyteen|'teens]], possibly escalating the [[Soyvil War 4|4th Soyvil War]] in an event known as '''The Pitfall'''. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and [[Schizophrenia|try to convince them that it's a gem variant]]. This variant would have also gained traction amongst [[twitter]] users in positive light. In a few days or so another [[Captain Coal|Captain coal incident]] will happen except his name is Omega Vanta.<ref name=":0"><nowiki>https://archive.ph/6u90X</nowiki></ref> After that someone, would make a hardcore [[‘P|'p]] poopson trace that enraged the site so much it shut down for 2 weeks, just to get spammed to hell with 'P from a [[Splinter|very obscure imageboard]].
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| But fear not! It was hoped that [[The gem that saved the party|the gem that will save the sharty]] will be created a month or two afterwards. We still wait for the day that this fictional, metaphorical gem descends upon the multiverse in the form of either a troll or great user, and brings hope and serenity upon all of the world. Until that day comes, the sharty shall continue to collapse, and people who do not embrace the gem shall never understand, so stay woke to this prophecy!
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| The myth was considered by some to be debunked on November 18th, 2023, when the post that John Soytor claimed would be poopson, >>5368164, came and went. '''The hoax was officially debunked on November 21st, 2023, when the 53xxxxx post range passed before brimstone winter ever started.''' <ref>[https://archive.ph/wip/htjnI https://archive.ph/htjnI]</ref> As of writing, Poopson is perhaps the most detailed and well known hoax in sharty history.
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| ==Origin==
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| The Poopson hoax originated on this very wiki on July 8, 2023, when a 'teen named [[User:ThusSprokeZarathustra|ThusSprokeZarathustra]] thought he could capitalize off of the recent sharty eschatology trend spurred on by [[Ijak]](Even though ljak was created after I made the wiki article describing the rumors of this hypotheical variant). This user created this page on the wiki that day which read:
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| "Poopson is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the coal that will destroy the sharty. It is expected to be created around Early 2024. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst 'teens, inciting the 4th Soyvil War. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it [is] a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be released a month after."
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| And from there the myth spread to the sharty.
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| == The Original Poopson Post ==
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| Greeting Soyjak.party
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| I am from the future and I used this site around the time poopson was created. I can't tell you much because something +=bigger=+ will happen after it is created, but here's a summary
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| {{Greentext|>Brimstone Winter 2024 happens | |
| >Catalog looks normal until offsite raiders attack
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| >Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this shit website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg
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| >It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added)
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| >It doesn't gain much traction at first due the raid, but soyteens are in absolute shock
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| >The thread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide.
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| >Offsite raiders exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson threads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it)
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| >Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a 'cord to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset 4cuck janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames
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| That's all i'm going to say for now. Goodbye.
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| ==Observations==
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| Due to the blurring of the image provided by the poster, not much is there to be observed. Despite the blurring though, we can see that Poopson.jpg is at least black and white, is facing forward, and has an open mouth. We can also see the first two digits of the post number, 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 [[GET]] and why this variant was so niggerstone. The post uses a +==+ markup while saying the word big. One can infer from this that <big>bigtext</big> is added to the sharty some time in the future [[Font cheat list#Big Text|(and the future is right fucking now)]], before Poopson wrecks the sharty.
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| It has been blurred due to its extreme repulsiveness, and the thread reached 800+ replies until jannies deleted it because a 'teen livestreams xer suicide. It is implied that this brimstone will be so terrible that it can cause people to commit suicide, a testament to its almost-supernatural strength.
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| It might be the first and only example of [[Poop 2|coal 2]],<ref>Idk some 'teen explained coal 2 in relation to Poopson</ref><ref name=":0" /> a type of coal stronger in magnitude than the current super vantablack gravestone on the 'ru<ref>probably that [[soytan]] anus fingering music video, worst brimstone I've witnessed so far</ref> This is the type of coal that would almost directly prove the existence of [[Niggerhell|Nigger Hell]], and perhaps draw limited intervention from the [[CIA]] to muddy the waters.
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| It can only be hoped that [[The gem that saved the party|the gem that saved the sharty]] is an example of gem 2, and completely kills of Poopson.
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| == The Redditification of Poopson Lore ==
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| Recently, 'teens seeking refuge from [[Reddit]] have been adding dog shit onto Poopson lore by the truckloads. They are trying way too hard, are incompatible with the original details of Poopson, and will turn him into the backrooms and drive it into the ground before the real one is even revealed. Their attempts should be shamed, laughed at, and then they should be driven back to Reddit. All further backrooms-tier lore corruptions shall be ignored on the sharty and kept off of the wiki unless for the purpose of shaming and ridicule. Every Poopson not released early 2024 is NAP and all "future" posts should be discarded as fake and gay.
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| == FALSE POOPSONS ==
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| [[File:Poopson.png|thumb|An example of a false poopson. also known as NAP]]
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| [[File:1690421574326.jpg|thumb|Another example of a false poopson. This one is vantablack but not enough to be poopson this might be a PAP which stands for probably a poopson]]
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| [[File:Brojakk.png|thumb|Brojak, the most notorious example of a PARTIAL poopson, it was what started the [[Soypocalypse]], thoughie the Sharty is still here so, partial.]]
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| [[File:Discordjak.png|thumb|Poopson's Brother]]
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| All poopsons are fake. However, there many false poopsons were created after the word of poopson had been announced. Most where made by poopsoncord, trolls, or [[Kuz|[[REDACTED]]]] to trick users
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| Any "poopson" you see is NOT poopson. He will only be released in early 2024.
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| === Brojak ===
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| [[Brojak]], despite popular belief, is not a poopson. There are multiple reasons why brojak is not poopson. The first reason is that the original file is called "brojak.png" rather than "Poopson.jpg".<ref>[[Brojak#/media/File:Brojakfirstcontact.png]]</ref> The second reason is that it was released on August 2023 rather than early 2024. And finally, it is also due to the fact that the development of the prophecy becoming true has occurred where in September, one month after the creation of Brojak, [[Froot]] added a new text format that allows big text exactly like how the OP of the original Poopson prophecy thread has attempted to use at the time where big text formatting has not been implemented yet.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230902063301/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4527765.html</ref> The reason why many 'teens believed that it is poopson is due to the timing of the release of brojak, which was mere days before the [[Soypocalypse]] occured. Because of this, however, it can be considered as a "proto-poopson". As of November 21st, 2023, Brojak was the closest thing the sharty ever had to the poopson hoax.
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| The Poopson Prophet himself has claimed that brojak is not poopson and stated that poopson "makes brojak look like the gem that saved the party".<ref name=":2">https://web.archive.org/web/20230902063030/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4538967.html No.4539711</ref>
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| === Another False Poopson ===
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| This can be viewed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqt4lw1AwkA here] but it's just a mystery to what this is
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| ==Apocrypha==
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| ''Main Article: [[Poopson/Apocrypha]]''
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| Not included in OP. The legitimacy of these stories is in contention among Poopson prophets. The [[Soypocalypse]] has placed further doubt in these accounts.
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| === Observations of the Apocrypha ===
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| This string of posts were originally posted in the same thread, and in quick succession. The posts get less serious as it continues, with none of it relating to Poopson, except for the 2023 and 2024 account. The main theme of these posts is how coal just gets coalier.
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| ==== [[Soyjak.party/Happenings|September 2023]] and circa 2024 ====
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| These are the most related to Poopson. According to these posts, Poopson is dark brown, and actually popular with normies, despite its [[Antimatter|doublevantablack]], [[Brimstone|turboniggercoally]] nature. He is inspired by [[andyjak]] and [[cacason]]. The Sharty actually gets more popular, even though sharty killing coal is posted. Doll is still admin in 2024, which would mean he becomes admin of the Sharty again, which has been proven true. In essence, these accounts are sensical and don't conflict with the original post.
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| === 2026 to 2030 ===
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| Mostly contains world politics. According to these accounts, the world as we know it ends in 2030 after Coal 3 is released.
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| == Deuterocanon ==
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| Due to the [[Soypocalypse]] all of the previous accounts have been debunked by [[Jews|independent fact checkers]],'''<ref>[https://science.com/info/is-poopson-real/ science.com/info/is-poopson-real/]</ref><ref>https://snopes.com/fact-check/poopson-released-chitwood/</ref><ref>https://whitehouse.gov/announcements/partnering-with-soylutions</ref><ref>https://cia.gov/files/soy/2023/operation-clean-stable-DECLASSIFIED.pdf</ref> '''the following are accounts that can still hold true following past events.
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| == The Original Poster (John Soytor) Returns<ref name=":2" /> ==
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| {{Tip|Since this post comes from an alternate timeline, the details can't be deboonked in the future.}}
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| === First Post ===
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| Hello again Soyjak.party
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| It looks like my showing up in the past has altered this timeline. I can't tell for certain what will happen in this timeline, but here's a few clarifications on what happens in my timeline
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| {{Greentext|>Froot bought the 'party during the auction in July. The same group of Doll, 'Leno, and Froot take control | | | name = Poopson |
| >The Soyumvirate (or Soybunal, as we call them in our timeline) fires Red after discovering xir involvement in der 'cord, preventing the IP leak that happened in your timeline
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| >The 'party does not go down, but there is a wave of 'p spam during which image uploads are disabled
| | | origin = [[soy/|/soy/]], [[Soyjak.party]] (October 30 2023) |
| >Brojak is not poopson. While brojak is undoubtedly brimstone, Poopson makes brojak look like the gem that saved the party
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| >Andyjak is likely a red herring. No such variant exists in my timeline, though it's possible whoever made that post is from the timeline created after my last visit
| | |aliases = * Poop |
| >Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
| | * Poopie |
| >Poopson was not the 5333333 GET
| | * Raisins |
| >It's unclear whether the man who wiped the catalog was the one behind babybot or not
| | * Schizoson |
| | * Halloween Candy Soyjak |
| | * Cobson Killer |
| | * Shitson |
| | * Crapson |
| | * Andyjak |
| | * Cacason |
| | * 'Cordson |
| | * Redditson |
| | * Unironic Coalson |
| | * Ugly jacobson |
| | * Pomni Soyjak |
| | * SMG4 Soyjak |
| | * Goofy Ahh Soyjak |
| | * Ohio Soyjak |
| | * 5333333 GET Soyjak |
| | * Anomaly Soyjak |
| | * WNBAG |
| | * Brojak 3.0 |
| | * Flartson 2.0 |
| | * Neo-Petra |
| | * Brimmest of the Brimstone |
| | * Worst Brimstone on the Sharty |
| | * Admin 6 Favorite soyjaks |
| | * Choodist's Worst Nightmare |
| | * Late-Stage Froot |
| | * Potential Sharty Killer |
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| | {{ViewerDiscretion}} |
| | {| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" data-expandtext="Click Here to See Poopson" |
| | |+{{redtext|WARNING: VANTABLACK!!!}} |
| | |<gallery> |
| | File:1698756330713.jpg|200px|Poopson |
| | File:Poopson.jpg|200px|IAS Version |
| | File:Poopson grimey crime photo.png|200px|Leaked Image of Poopson |
| | </gallery> |
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| | {{Outdated}}{{Stub}} |
| | '''Poopson''' is a name given to a prophesized variant rumored to be the [[Coal that destroyed the sharty|coal that will destroy the sharty]]. It is expected to be created around Early 2024, possibly during [[Brimstone Winter|brimstone winter]]. This variant will be so vantablack that it will cause massive unrest amongst [[soyteen|'teens]], inciting the [[Soyvil War 4|4th Soyvil War]]. Offsite raiders will use this variant to demoralize soyteens and convince them it a gem variant. This variant will also gain traction amongst twitter users in positive light. But fear not about the damage caused by this variant, as the gem that will save the sharty will be created a month or 2 after. |
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| Don't give up hope. In my timeline at least, Poopson is not the end of the 'party. I won't risk saying more than that now. Goodbye.
| | == Observations == |
| | | Not much is there to be observed from the image provided by the poster except that it starts with an 53. This could possibly mean that this digit is the 5333333 [[GET]] and why this variant was so niggerstone. |
| ==== Observations ====
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| The poster of this account claims that the [[Alternate History|timeline was altered]] by their meddling, and that they're the same as the original time traveler. In their timeline, the [[Soyumvirate]] gets formed earlier, or more precisely, at the time of the [[Second great purchase|Second Great Purchase]]. This directly prevents the [[Soypocalypse]] because [[Red]] gets fired, but the sharty gets spammed with [[CSAM|'p]] to the point that images are disabled, which is similar to what happened in this timeline anyway. The poster clarifies that Poopson is antialiased, black and white, and not a GET. Basically, this post denies that the ''Apocrypha'' is true.
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| The post closes off on an optimistic, but ambiguous note.
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| === Second Post <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230903044435/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4548748.html#4550284</ref> ===
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| I am the original poster of the "prophecy", as well as the follow-up in the previous thread [[Fact|(proof below)]]
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| Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts. I will not comment on what parts of which 'jaks were used or what the original parts [[You look like this and say this|looked like]].
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| <big>[[Fourth Industrial Revolution|Attempting to reconstruct Poopson is a BAD IDEA. You WILL NOT continue this. I only say this much to sate your curiosity.]]</big>
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| Also I'm no prophet. If you must call me something, call me [[Namefags|John Soytor]]. I will be back soon.
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| [[File:Soytorproof1.png|thumb|343x343px|One of the two images posted by Soytor to prove he is the original poster, featuring a screenshot of the original post with a (You) indicator.]]
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| [[File:SoytorProof2.png|thumb|The second image posted by Soytor, proving authorship of the follow-up post]]
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| ==== Observations ====
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| The time traveler claims that the worst sharty killing antimatter to curse to the sharty is a frankenstein monster of existing jaks. The poster provides two images as proof that he is the original poster, consisting of his prior two posts with (you)s. Weirdly enough, one of the screenshots is him posting a screenshot with the (You) on the original post. Finally, the poster gives the name John Soytor for himself, a reference either to the self-proclaimed time traveler John Titor, or to [[Anime|Steins;gate]], which itself references the John Titor legend.
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| The exact implications of this information is unknown, but it certainly spells a [[Splicejak]] fail.
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| === Third Post<ref>https://archive.ph/kTsWX</ref> ===
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| He is not the original poster, I am. That image was from the original image I posted. Second pic is proof it's me. Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
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| - John Soytor
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| ==== Context ====
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| On September 4th, a user posted a comparison picture between the censored Poopson and a NAP [[Stable Diffusion|AIjak]] claimed by the thread's OP to be Poopson. A 'teen saw this, and believed the poster of the comparison to be John Soytor. Soytor himself then came to deboonk this.
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| ==== Observations ====
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| The phrase "at least not entirely" suggests the possibility that Poopson is ''partially'' AI-generated, but Soytor may also simply be be unsure.
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| == Opposite of Poopson? ==
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| The sharty saving gem is theoretically Poopson's polar opposite, but since 'teens are selfish little fucks, we don't know much about said opposite, including its name, and whether it'll be some new variant, a particularly gemmy edit, or a video/SMV.
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| == References == | | == Banned From /soy/ and Booru == |
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| | == Take your meds now, Poopson are not end of the sharty because it's not Coal 3 == |
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Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.
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Poopson is darker than coal...
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