Root

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This user loves yiff, and is probably a furry.



This Person is trans btw, if that matters.
This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

unkow wroot

this is froot's personal discord server and I'm head janny
Root[1]


Root
NationalityIndian
Occupation(s)Head manager of soyjak.party, right hand man of the New Frootist Order
Years active2023-
Best known forManaging the sharty since September 2023
TitleChief of the Coal Police
Manager
Political partyNew Frootist Order
SpousesFroot
TripcodeRoot ## Manager
IAS?Per his words, a /calm/ Nojak
root ## manager's first post

Root, also known as Snopes Fact Check[2] is a closeted furfag shitskinned niggerfaggottrannykikejew retard who let BBC porn stay up for 30 minutes on /q/ and loves to ban people for no reason.

He was introduced by Angeleno who made a thread announcing a new Manager, saying “if you want, you can think of him as chief of the coal police”. After some excitement and some dread, an hour later, he made his first post under the name “Root”. Root succeeds Red as manager of the Party, who himself succeeded DOLL.

Facts

  • He supports TTD and PND.[3]
    • He uses troon pronouns if he respects you (centrist behavior), but later backtracked and said he doesn't support male-to-female troons.[4]
  • He is indifferent on religion, and believes good and bad people can follow it.
  • He seems to be a bit of a dinosaur autist, loving stegosaurus most.
    • This claim was supported in a later Q&A when Root revealed to enjoy posts from the dinosaur avatarfags.
    • He is NOT the janny that left 'p up due to being distracted by dinosaur videos on youtube, TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW.
  • His favourite soy boy wojack is Nojak.
  • He claims hes a 'cuck oldGOD and loves moot or something like that but this needs a snopes fact check.
  • He has a good taste in videogames. (He likes the Command & Conquer series). He recently answered a datamine and said he also likes Kurovadis (an obscure a24 slowburn hentai pixel shooter) and STALKER.[5]
  • He enjoys drinking alcohol, including hoppy craft IPA's in his exposed red brick $2000/mo inner city apartment.
  • He is a Dragon Ball/tranime fan, evidenced by a picture he shared with stickers behind a can.[6]
  • He claims to live in the Northeast United States, but investigative soyporters believe he may actually be European.[7]

Allegations and Disputes

Furfaggotry

On September 10, 'teens noticed that the board owner of a furry altchan called FurChan.net was named r00t.[8] Root appeared in the thread and said that he was not the same person, changing the stylization of his name from "root" to "ROOT." Regardless, this startling connection continues to be investigated, but is highly supported by most users due to his actions.

In a 'teen's thread where rolling dubs leaked an embarrassing post from your history, Root rolled dubs on one of his posts. He complied and linked a post from a /qa/ thread about furry coal, revealing that he anonymously made the post.[9]. It is unknown if Root made the entire thread or just recent posts.

Root also suspiciously sugarcoats off-site furfaggots and bronies whenever he can. During the peak of the 50 Board Plan, Root endorsed a handful of forced furry & brony "memes" that were later exposed as being forced by Discord groups, and sometimes took way too long to get rid the /fur/ spam leakage to other boards. In /q/, Root would also prioritize complaints made by /qa/ furry offsiters, at the point he made a completely unnecessary effort to keep a furry general thread on /qa/ online, going as far as trying to revert the thread and reprimanding the "rogue" janny who decided to put an end to the freakshow because it was basically just softcore pornography at that point. As of today, the general in question still exists, and those offsiter groups, furries and unironic bronies (not even leebaiters) still thrive in /qa/, with Root himself being a suspect of interacting with those threads and users.

Root also turned a blind eye on Dinoposting spam, when it was at it's peak, and in one occasion even called it "based".

Ongezellig Fan

Root once said that Ongezellig posters should stay in /qa/. He claims to have never watched it, but may be a 'lignigger due to twice replying to Froot with the image of Mymy getting hit with a bottle and the post contents "orange fucker."[it just is, ok?]

Root appears to have become a zellig poster or at least partial to the series. He made a /qa/ sticky using a picture of the character Vera[10] and has said she is his favorite character.[it just is, ok?]

Takeaways

Thrembologists agree that he will sterilize the site and rulecuck it to death.[it just is, ok?] Any and all chaos will be eliminated, as will any and all fun. same guy that wrote this here, she isn’t too bad disregard that

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