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Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content. | Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content. | ||
* Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke. Anything else is not sproke. | |||
* Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke | |||
== Sproke® Has No other Competitors besides Sperry® == | == Sproke® Has No other Competitors besides Sperry® == | ||
Revision as of 09:12, 23 December 2023
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Recipe
There is no universal recipe for sproke.
Variants
Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content.
- Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke. Anything else is not sproke.
Sproke® Has No other Competitors besides Sperry®
Dr. Fapper (this has been debunked by independent fact checkers)
One very nassy and coally day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as schizo, for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.
To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He used his mother's sodas concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "MYMYYYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from. I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well.
Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin. MEDS Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by Big Sproke. This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste. SILENCE SCHIZO Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.
Ongoing /qa/ shilling campaign
On various image boards such as 4chan's /qa/ and soyjak.party's /soy/, there is an ongoing coordinated spam effort perpetrated by (((Big Sproke))) employees to promote the deadly chemical cocktail that is Sproke.
Thus Sproke Zarathustra
Thus Sproke Zarathustra, also known as Also Sproch Zarathustra in German, is a A24 coming-of-age book written by the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. It's one of Chud's favorite books.
List of Sproke merchants
