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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
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'''Swaglord''', also known as ''' Jay Louis Irwin Age 38 3004 Norfolk Dr Austin TX 78745''', is a [[Janny|moderator]] on [[4chan]] who is [[best known for]] being the most hated mod on the site due to his rampent mod abuse, his habit of dishing out permabans for anything, and his tendancy to shitpost in mod capacity.<ref>https://i.imgur.com/uHfxSuD.png</ref> Nowadays, he spends most of his time ruling over his favourite board [[/s4s/]] like his own personal fiefdom; this partly explains why it's just a bunch of [[trannies]] talking to each other like a discord server. Swaglord's moderation of /s4s/ is mostly pinning posts he finds palatable and banning posters who offended him in some way. Outside of 4chan, Irwin also has a substantial career as the ringleader for a sex cult involving massive celebrities.


== Overview ==
He has shit taste in kino.<ref>https://letterboxd.com/invisibro/</ref>
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
== Cobson #10000000 Incident ==
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On November 21, 2021, a soyteen referring to himself as a "[[User:FlorianopolisBrazilian|Keyed Brazilian]]" successfully [[The Great Soyset|avenged /qa/]] by claiming the biggest /s4s/ GET ever in the name of [[Soy Community|soykind]], post n°10000000. Swaglord had attempted to abuse his mod powers to get the GET but horrifically failed, getting post n°10000001 instead. This made him so furious that he nuked the thread and banned and even permabanned<ref>https://wiki.soyjak.party/images/a/a5/Permaban.png</ref> many posters in it, then went around other boards looking for more innocent posters (some of which weren't ralated to the 'party) to vent his rage on. This is one of the biggest [[janny]] seethes ever documented, and is also the defining moment in [[Cobson]]'s redemption arc.
 
= Citations =

Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022

Swaglord, also known as Jay Louis Irwin Age 38 3004 Norfolk Dr Austin TX 78745, is a moderator on 4chan who is best known for being the most hated mod on the site due to his rampent mod abuse, his habit of dishing out permabans for anything, and his tendancy to shitpost in mod capacity.[1] Nowadays, he spends most of his time ruling over his favourite board /s4s/ like his own personal fiefdom; this partly explains why it's just a bunch of trannies talking to each other like a discord server. Swaglord's moderation of /s4s/ is mostly pinning posts he finds palatable and banning posters who offended him in some way. Outside of 4chan, Irwin also has a substantial career as the ringleader for a sex cult involving massive celebrities.

He has shit taste in kino.[2]

Cobson #10000000 Incident

On November 21, 2021, a soyteen referring to himself as a "Keyed Brazilian" successfully avenged /qa/ by claiming the biggest /s4s/ GET ever in the name of soykind, post n°10000000. Swaglord had attempted to abuse his mod powers to get the GET but horrifically failed, getting post n°10000001 instead. This made him so furious that he nuked the thread and banned and even permabanned[3] many posters in it, then went around other boards looking for more innocent posters (some of which weren't ralated to the 'party) to vent his rage on. This is one of the biggest janny seethes ever documented, and is also the defining moment in Cobson's redemption arc.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://i.imgur.com/uHfxSuD.png
  2. ↑ https://letterboxd.com/invisibro/
  3. ↑ https://wiki.soyjak.party/images/a/a5/Permaban.png
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