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'''Theodore John [[Kurwa|Kaczynski]]''', (May 22nd, 1942 – June 10th, 2023) also known as the Unabomber, [[ACK|was]] a failed mathematician who turned to terrorism after moving to a cuck shed in the woods and realizing his impotent rage at society still wouldn't go away. He proceeded to bomb [[Literally Who|random nobodies]] instead of anyone [[Jews|in charge]] of the Industrial Revolution he claimed was destroying the earth. Despite this, he is to this day glorified by both [[Chudjak|chuds]] ''and'' [[trannies]] for his critique of living in an industrialized world, [[Selfish Little Fuck|meanwhile only a fraction of his fans would actually be willing to give up the comfort of living in one and move to the wild]]. | |||
== Fun facts about Ted == | == Fun facts about Ted == | ||
* He was an unironic closeted tranny writing about how he fantasized about being a woman, but he [[Cuck|chickened out]] at the last moment before meeting a | * He was an unironic closeted tranny [[Giggly Goonclown|writing about how he fantasized about being a woman]], but he [[Cuck|chickened out]] at the last moment before meeting a the[[Rapeson|rapist]]. | ||
* He got caught after his brother read his manifesto and recognized his [[Autism|autistic]] writing style, such as repeating phrases he liked [[Amerimutt|or something]]. | * He got caught after [[Soy Boy|his brother]] read his manifesto and [[Doxing|recognized]] his [[Autism|autistic]] writing style, such as [[Copypasta|repeating phrases he liked]] [[Amerimutt|or something]]. | ||
* His ultimate legacy is being a safe edgy meme used by troons who think they're counterculture because they're praising a person they found through a social media algorithm. | * The name "Unabomber" came from the FBI's UNABOM investigation which stands for "[[Chudjak|University]] and [[9/11|Airline Bomber]]" but Because of the material used to make the mail bombs some [[Chud|Postal]] inspectors labeled him as the ""Junkyard Bomber" which would make since his attacks could be called [[Rust|Rusty]] | ||
* [[Schizophrenia|He nearly shot a neighbors child once due to the fact they mildly annoyed him for some reason]] | |||
* [[Truthnuke|His ultimate legacy is being a safe edgy meme used by troons who think they're counterculture because they're praising a person they found through a social media algorithm.]] | |||
* Despite popular belief, he was in fact not a hardcore eco-activist and idealist but rather a deranged bloodthirsty serial killer who had found a way to justify his killings with some autistic mental gymnastics. Not many people know that his first attempt at a terrorist attack involved planting an IED in the cargo hold of a passenger plane. Had he not been a moron the bomb would've exploded, killing more than a hundred people which wouldn't have gotten him any closer to his goal of destroying the industrial society. | |||
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[[Category:Americans]] | [[Category:Americans]] | ||
[[Category:Illinoisans]] | [[Category:Illinoisans]] | ||
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Theodore John Kaczynski, (May 22nd, 1942 – June 10th, 2023) also known as the Unabomber, was a failed mathematician who turned to terrorism after moving to a cuck shed in the woods and realizing his impotent rage at society still wouldn't go away. He proceeded to bomb random nobodies instead of anyone in charge of the Industrial Revolution he claimed was destroying the earth. Despite this, he is to this day glorified by both chuds and trannies for his critique of living in an industrialized world, meanwhile only a fraction of his fans would actually be willing to give up the comfort of living in one and move to the wild.
Fun facts about Ted
- He was an unironic closeted tranny writing about how he fantasized about being a woman, but he chickened out at the last moment before meeting a therapist.
- He got caught after his brother read his manifesto and recognized his autistic writing style, such as repeating phrases he liked or something.
- The name "Unabomber" came from the FBI's UNABOM investigation which stands for "University and Airline Bomber" but Because of the material used to make the mail bombs some Postal inspectors labeled him as the ""Junkyard Bomber" which would make since his attacks could be called Rusty
- He nearly shot a neighbors child once due to the fact they mildly annoyed him for some reason
- His ultimate legacy is being a safe edgy meme used by troons who think they're counterculture because they're praising a person they found through a social media algorithm.
- Despite popular belief, he was in fact not a hardcore eco-activist and idealist but rather a deranged bloodthirsty serial killer who had found a way to justify his killings with some autistic mental gymnastics. Not many people know that his first attempt at a terrorist attack involved planting an IED in the cargo hold of a passenger plane. Had he not been a moron the bomb would've exploded, killing more than a hundred people which wouldn't have gotten him any closer to his goal of destroying the industrial society.
