Truthnuke

This page is literally THE TRVTHNVKE.

A truth nuke (commonly stylized by roman larpers as trvthnuke, trvthnvke, trvke, trvkenvke, or TRVTH.FVCKING.NVKE.) is a fact so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "mindbreaking" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as memetic hazards. They are unique from other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of smugness or charisma in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to da muh heckin' sciencerinoooos, ironically making them scientific breakthoughs themselves. Due to his equally gemmish nature, Cobson is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on SoyBooru as Trukejak^[1].

Effects that trvthnvkes have on liars and their lies

Whenever a trvthnvke is dropped on a thread, it will result in all lies previously told in the thread to become utterly powerless and incapable of convincing anyone who reads them, as well as disillusioning anyone who had previously believed the lie. Any lies told after the deployment of the trvclear weapon will likewise be powerless, because of the lingering trvclear radiation that permeates any thread that has been trvked.

4 rules have been observed about trvthnvkes, these rules are as follows

Getting trvked isnt what any liar has in mind when spreading their vile misinformation
The detonation of a trvthnvke is blinding, and any liar who sees it will be rendered blind
The detonation of a trvthnvke ensures that the sun will rise overhead, illuminating all the trvths that the lies were trying to conceal
Any liar's thread WILL be rendered a ghost town by the trvthnvke

Differences between nukes and trvkes

Nukes

Destroy everything in their blast radius indiscriminately
Were made by Jewish soyentists
Only 2 have ever been dropped on Japan
Are mere physical objects, and as such can be confiscated or dismantled

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Trvkes

Destroy only lies, sparing the honest
Were made by Aryans
Countless have been dropped on Japan; one for every time an Aryan anti-tranime GOD has informed a weeb of how gay they are
Are unbound by physical limitations. A trvke can never be taken or destroyed, as their very essence (The Trvth) is eternal.

List of truth nukes

Half of the current 'party is Twitter immigrants
9001% of Twitter immigrants are homosexual^{[It's over 9000 oh my tranime reference]}
Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made much earlier
Soot was an okay admin
/qa/ was full of 4cuck pedophiles trying to appropriate 'jakking culture^[2]
YWNBAW
HWABAG
Doll was in fact purple and not pink, but through meddling with posts and threads, memory holed all purple doll soyjaks
There is not a single artist out there who started from rock bottom as an adult and made it. Zero. No matter how many hours of practice and study. It has literally never been done before.
Anyone who seethes about xheir trvthnvke getting refuted is either a schizo beyond saving or a mentally stunted off-siter^{[IT'S V TRVTHNVKE YVV FVCKVNG TRVNNY! MVVVVVVVVVVVVVVDS!!!!!!!!!!]}
Froot is a scrooge
Kuz was responsible for the BBC and 'P spam on the soot-era sharty^[3].
Kuz, Max, Dr. E, and Chood were all alter egos of an autistic 19 year old named Carter living currently in Tennessee.
Extremely coalish 'jaks don't actually come from Niggerhell. Niggerhell isn't even a real place. Now Take your meds.
Cobbert is the most forced coal in history.
Everyone remembers all the embarrassing things you did in middle school, and still laughs at you behind your back about it.
The creator of this article and the people who use this phrase should kill themselves (trvthnvke btw)