Touhou

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Touhou is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

An edit of Feraljak made to look like popular Touhou character Flandre Scarlet.

Touhou Project, also known as Troonhou is a group of tranime girls that's very popular on the hell pits of 4chan such as /bant/. Some schizos off their meds may try to tell you that these characters actually come from a series of video games but this conspiracy theory has been debunked by Snopes and other independent fact checkers. Touhou is extremely popular on the Sharty[it just is, ok?] due to soyjaks and tranime peacefully coexisting in 4chan's /qa/ and spammers filling the catalog. One very popular character is Cirno[1] thanks to her comedic nature and dim-witted attitude and a gemmy song called Cirno's Perfect Math Class[2]. There are many 'jaks of Cirno and of the many other characters.

Fumo Cirno showing a 'jak

Relationship with the Sharty

Touhou content used to be very popular in the Sharty, even THOUGH this had angered many Tranime fans of other series such as ongezellig or Rei posters.

Nazucos

Nazucos is some Troonhou cosplayer who enjoys regurgitating the same three punchlines of drugs, sex, and alcohol. She is the human equivalent of the "I'm not like the other girls" phrase and she also looks like a soyjak. She somehow gained a follower base and is almost at 10K followers on Twitter because apparently that many people are equally as unfunny as her.

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