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A truth nuke (commonly stylized in [[Soyspeak]] as ''trvthnuke,'' ''trvthnvke,'' or less commonly ''trvke'') is a "[[fact]]" so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of [[Schizophrenia|mindbreaking]] in anyone informed of it, categorising them as [[Meds|memetic hazards]]. [[Best known for|They are unique from]] other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of [[Smugjak|smugness]] or [[Shit nobody cares about|charisma]] in order to convince masses of people. Truth nukes are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to [[Science|(((The $cience)))]], ironically making them [[Schizophrenia|scientific breakthoughs]] themselves. For some reason, [[Cobson]] is often associated with truth nukes and so is a unique 'jak known on [[SoyBooru]] as ''Trukejak''<ref>https://booru.soy/post/list/variant%3Atrukejak/1</ref>.
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== List of truth nukes ==


* 60% of [[soyteen]]<nowiki/>s are [[Faggot|homosexual]]
A """truth""" """nuke""" (commonly stylized in TWITTERNIGGERspeak as ''trvthnuke,'' ''trvthnvke,'' or less commonly ''trvke'') is a "[[fact]]" so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "[[Schizophrenia|mindbreaking]]" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as [[Meds|memetic hazards]]. [[Best known for|They are unique from]] other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of [[Smugjak|smugness]] or [[Shit Nobody Cares About|charisma]] in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to [[Science|da heckin' sciencerinoooos]], ironically making them [[Schizophrenia|scientific breakthoughs]] themselves. Due to his equally coalish nature, [[Cobson]] is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on [[SoyBooru]] as ''Trukejak''<ref>https://booru.soy/post/list/variant%3Atrukejak/1</ref>.
* Most modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made [[Qa/|much earlier]]
== List of truths ==
* [[Soot]] was a terrible admin
 
* [[Qa/|/qa/]] was full of ironic pedophiles<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/pedophilia%20bad/</ref>
* 9001% of [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter immigrants]] are [[Faggot|homosexual]]
* Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made [[Qa/|much earlier]]
* [[Soot]] was an okay admin
* [[Qa/|/qa/]] was full of heckin' ironic pedophiles<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/pedophilia%20bad/</ref>
* Using the term "truthnuke" in any way, shape, or form outs you as a trannycorder/twitter user
* The creator of this article should kill themselves


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
[[File:Feraljak two pistols.gif|thumb|>Using the term "truthnuke" in any way, shape, or form outs you as a trannycorder/twitter user.]]
KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO USE THIS PHRASE. DO IT NOW. SERIOUSLY.
* will never be a woman or an aryan
 
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Revision as of 15:25, 6 November 2023

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A """truth""" """nuke""" (commonly stylized in TWITTERNIGGERspeak as trvthnuke, trvthnvke, or less commonly trvke) is a "fact" so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "mindbreaking" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as memetic hazards. They are unique from other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of smugness or charisma in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to da heckin' sciencerinoooos, ironically making them scientific breakthoughs themselves. Due to his equally coalish nature, Cobson is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on SoyBooru as Trukejak[1].

List of truths

  • 9001% of Twitter immigrants are homosexual
  • Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made much earlier
  • Soot was an okay admin
  • /qa/ was full of heckin' ironic pedophiles[2]
  • Using the term "truthnuke" in any way, shape, or form outs you as a trannycorder/twitter user
  • The creator of this article should kill themselves

Gallery

KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO USE THIS PHRASE. DO IT NOW. SERIOUSLY.


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