Truthnuke
Truthnuke is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
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A """truth""" """nuke""" (commonly stylized in TWITTERNIGGERspeak as trvthnuke, trvthnvke, or less commonly trvke) is a "fact" so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "mindbreaking" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as memetic hazards. They are unique from other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of smugness or charisma in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to da heckin' sciencerinoooos, ironically making them scientific breakthoughs themselves. Due to his equally coalish nature, Cobson is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on SoyBooru as Trukejak[1].
List of truths
- 9001% of Twitter immigrants are homosexual
- Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made much earlier
- Soot was an okay admin
- /qa/ was full of heckin' ironic pedophiles[2]
- Using the term "truthnuke" in any way, shape, or form outs you as a trannycorder/twitter user
- The creator of this article should kill themselves
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KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO USE THIS PHRASE. DO IT NOW. SERIOUSLY.
