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|<s><nowiki>Turkiye refers to a {{Glowtext|</nowiki></s>country<s>}} with no actual history whatsoever except being the descendants of Mongols because the Oghuz Turks moved westward into Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic language family<nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427276/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10427466/</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turco-Mongol_tradition</ref></nowiki>, such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their genetic inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks, so, the modern Turk decides to commit war crimes anyways because he is a butthurt faggot whose descendants are also racemixing fags, such war crimes will be listed below.</s>
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|== List of <s>War Crimes</s> that the <s>Butthurt Turks Did</s> ==
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|== List of <ins>things </ins>that the <ins>11 inch BTC Turkic BVLLS didnt do (but if they did its gemmy) </ins>==
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|=== Armenian genocide ===
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|=== Armenian genocide <ins>(didn't happen) </ins>===
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|The Armenian genocide was done because the coping Turks  of the Ottoman Empire were furious at the fact that there were Armenians in Anatolia, which those Armenians lived before the Turkmens under the Seljuk dynasty<nowiki><ref>Ahmed, Ali (2006). "Turkey". ''Encyclopedia of the Developing World''. Routledge. pp. 1575–1578. ISBN <bdi>978-1-57958-388-0</bdi>.</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>Suny, Ronald Grigor (2015). ''"They Can Live in the Desert but Nowhere Else": A History of the Armenian Genocide''. Princeton University Press. ISBN <bdi>978-1-4008-6558-1</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and yet the Turks developed fringe pseudohistory to cope with the fact that Armenians live in Anatolia, so they genocided them because they were coping Turks, and even up to this day, the Turkish government still copes with the fact that they still done the Armenian genocide with the historical consensus being that yes, the Armenian genocide did happen.
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|The Armenian genocide was done because the coping Turks  of the Ottoman Empire were furious at the fact that there were Armenians in Anatolia, which those Armenians lived before the Turkmens under the Seljuk dynasty<nowiki><ref>Ahmed, Ali (2006). "Turkey". ''Encyclopedia of the Developing World''. Routledge. pp. 1575–1578. ISBN <bdi>978-1-57958-388-0</bdi>.</ref></nowiki><nowiki><ref>Suny, Ronald Grigor (2015). ''"They Can Live in the Desert but Nowhere Else": A History of the Armenian Genocide''. Princeton University Press. ISBN <bdi>978-1-4008-6558-1</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and yet the Turks developed fringe pseudohistory to cope with the fact that Armenians live in Anatolia, so they genocided them because they were coping Turks, and even up to this day, the Turkish government still copes with the fact that they still done the Armenian genocide with the historical consensus being that yes, the Armenian genocide did happen.
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|=== Greek genocide ===
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|=== Greek genocide <ins>(didn't happen) </ins>===
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|The Greek genocide was done because the coping Turks  of the Ottoman Empire decided that there were Greeks in Anatolia, longer in presence in the lands of Anatolia even before the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Kelder, Jorrit (2004–2005). "The Chariots of Ahhiyawa". ''Dacia, Revue d'Archéologie et d'Histoire Ancienne'' (48–49): 151–160. <q>The Madduwatta text represents the first textual evidence for Greek incursions on the Anatolian mainland... Mycenaeans settled there already during LH IIB (around 1450 BC; Niemeier, 1998, 142).</q></ref></nowiki>, and so, the faggot Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided to genocide the Greek Anatolians including Pontian Greeks, because they were coping Turks  so much that their tears could be filled up in a coffee cup.
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|The Greek genocide was done because the coping Turks  of the Ottoman Empire decided that there were Greeks in Anatolia, longer in presence in the lands of Anatolia even before the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Kelder, Jorrit (2004–2005). "The Chariots of Ahhiyawa". ''Dacia, Revue d'Archéologie et d'Histoire Ancienne'' (48–49): 151–160. <q>The Madduwatta text represents the first textual evidence for Greek incursions on the Anatolian mainland... Mycenaeans settled there already during LH IIB (around 1450 BC; Niemeier, 1998, 142).</q></ref></nowiki>, and so, the faggot Turks of the Ottoman Empire decided to genocide the Greek Anatolians including Pontian Greeks, because they were coping Turks  so much that their tears could be filled up in a coffee cup.
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|=== Sayfo ===
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|The Sayfo (or Assyrian/Syriac genocide) was conducted because they coped at the fact that the Assyrians lived in the lands of Assyria, which was supposedly under Ottoman control, far more and longer than even the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Gaunt, David; Atto, Naures; Barthoma, Soner O. (2017). "Introduction: Contextualizing the Sayfo in the First World War". ''Let Them Not Return: Sayfo – The Genocide Against the Assyrian, Syriac, and Chaldean Christians in the Ottoman Empire''. Berghahn Books. pp. 1–32. ISBN <bdi>978-1-78533-499-3</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so, the Ottoman Turks decided to genocide the population of them like it was supposed to be an epic win, but of course by now, the population regenerated and by now, the Turkish government is coping at this fact.
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|The Sayfo (or Assyrian/Syriac genocide) was conducted because they coped at the fact that the Assyrians lived in the lands of Assyria, which was supposedly under Ottoman control, far more and longer than even the Oghuz Turks arrived<nowiki><ref>Gaunt, David; Atto, Naures; Barthoma, Soner O. (2017). "Introduction: Contextualizing the Sayfo in the First World War". ''Let Them Not Return: Sayfo – The Genocide Against the Assyrian, Syriac, and Chaldean Christians in the Ottoman Empire''. Berghahn Books. pp. 1–32. ISBN <bdi>978-1-78533-499-3</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so, the Ottoman Turks decided to genocide the population of them like it was supposed to be an epic win, but of course by now, the population regenerated and by now, the Turkish government is coping at this fact.
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|=== Pontic Greek genocide ===
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|The Ottoman Turks decided it was a great idea to genocide the Pontic Greeks because of the valid fact that the Pontic Greeks lived in the lands of Pontus (which could be a sub-region of Anatolia) long before even the Oghuz Turks arrived to "Turkey"<nowiki><ref>Wood, Michael (2005). ''In search of myths & heroes : exploring four epic legends of the world''. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 109. ISBN <bdi>0520247248</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so they genocided but by now, the population of Pontic Greeks are slowly regenerating, and by now, the Turkish government is coping
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|The Ottoman Turks decided it was a great idea to genocide the Pontic Greeks because of the valid fact that the Pontic Greeks lived in the lands of Pontus (which could be a sub-region of Anatolia) long before even the Oghuz Turks arrived to "Turkey"<nowiki><ref>Wood, Michael (2005). ''In search of myths & heroes : exploring four epic legends of the world''. Berkeley: University of California Press. pp. 109. ISBN <bdi>0520247248</bdi>.</ref></nowiki>, and so they genocided but by now, the population of Pontic Greeks are slowly regenerating, and by now, the Turkish government is coping
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|=== Invasion of Cyprus ===
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|<nowiki>in 1974 Cyprus was invaded because the Turks were coping Turks  about some [[wikipedia:1974_Cypriot_coup|shit no one cares about]] so they decided to invade the island that had been Greek since the Iron Age and genocide the Greek-Cypriots living there. [[Israel|They then sent shit tons of illegal settlers to replace them and then made a puppet "state" in the north with a flag consisting of 2 coloured lines on a white background with a star related symbol in the middle.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_problem</ref> [[Kuz]] also lives here apparently; illegally living on land that had been Greek for 3000 years<ref>[[Kuz#Cyprus]]</ref></nowiki>
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|<nowiki>in 1974 Cyprus was invaded because the Turks were coping Turks  about some [[wikipedia:1974_Cypriot_coup|shit no one cares about]] so they decided to invade the island that had been Greek since the Iron Age and genocide the Greek-Cypriots living there. [[Israel|They then sent shit tons of illegal settlers to replace them and then made a puppet "state" in the north with a flag consisting of 2 coloured lines on a white background with a star related symbol in the middle.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_problem</ref> [[Kuz]] also lives here apparently; illegally living on land that had been Greek for 3000 years<ref>[[Kuz#Cyprus]]</ref></nowiki>
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|Turkic peoples, your entire ethnicity is slang for being the descendants of Mongloids
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|* <s>"Proto-Turkic lexical items about the climate, topography, flora, fauna, people's modes of subsistence in the hypothetical Proto-Turkic Urheimat</s> and <s>proposed that the Proto-Turkic Urheimat was located at the southern Altai-Sayan region in Siberia and Mongolia"<nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_peoples#Origins</ref></nowiki></s>
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|* <ins>Yeah </ins>and<ins>? I fuck your mother</ins>
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|<s>* "The earliest known Old Turkic inscriptions are the three monumental Orkhon inscriptions found in modern Mongolia"<nowiki><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language#History</ref></nowiki></s>
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==References==
{{Mutt|It's Thanksgiving's main dish or something.}}
<references />
[[File:2750 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|The ''Periplaneta Turkana'', native to Asia. The exoskeleton appears brighter than normal due to camera lighting]][[File:Turkic roaches.png|thumb|YouTube captions saying it as it is]]
[[Category:Soy Countries]]
'''Turdgay''', officially the '''Republic of Türki[[Kanye|ye]]''' or '''TVRKIYE''', is a large insect farm built by Byzantine [[Soyberg|Soyientists]] which has no actual history and is home to a species of Dictyoptera race-mixed descendants of Anatolians and [[Asians|Mongols]] because the Oghuz Turks migrated westward from Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic insect family. Such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their species inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks. The modern Turk is known to be very nationalistic despite not having anything to be proud of and decides to infest human homes anyway using advanced infestation techniques seen nowhere else in the anthropod phylum. Turks are known to boast about "[[Nigger|muh dick]]" and how they "heccin' [[Rapeson|raped]] everyone" which is untrue because parasitic laying of eggs under the human skin is not impregnation.
This insect is the only known animal which can reproduce homosexually.
[[File:Karaboga.png|thumb|{{quote|>roleplays as a white man and a nigger at the same time}}<br>{{quote|>JIZZLAM WON}}]]
==List of War Crimes that the Butthurt Turks Did==
Do you seriously think an itty bitty cockroach is capable of commiting a war crime?
 
===The Great Oriental Lab Leak (Sometimes called the "Armenian genocide")===
There was a lab leak at the roach facility and a handful of roach specimens were able to escape and flew to nearby Armenia where they infested many homes which had to be burned down to stop the spread of the bugs. Many Armenian citizens were killed trying to burn down all the infested buildings.
 
===Greek genocide===
Once there was a Greek family who settled nearby the abandoned insect lab of which roaches from inside had been digging underground for months and were able to leak into the pipes of the home. The bugs couldn't be stopped because modern insecticide wasn't invented yet.
 
===Expulsion of Greeks following the Turkish Insectpendence War===
The same year a group of scientists from Athens decided to visit the abandoned roach farm to try and collect some specimens as part of a research project, but they didn't bring proper anti-infestation equipment so the trip was cancelled.
 
===Greek Population Exchanges===
The scientists from above were able to capture some specimens and took them to a lab where they successfully crossbred the bugs with other insect species.
 
===Sayfo===
A boy once brought a feral roach into a Church in Assyria but it flew out of his pocket and it started laying eggs everywhere and the region suffered from infestation.
 
=== Kurdish Genocide ===
For some unknown reason, these insects seem to really lust after kurdish peoples blood. Scientists aren't sure why, but some speculate that the blood helps the roach's fertility and egg-laying capabilities
 
== Experimentation and Research on Turkroaches ==
 
===Uyghur Genocide===
In recent years Chinese scientists have expressed interest in the roach region and sent some scientists over to bring some specimens back to a lab to see if the bugs can be trained to attack certain ethnic groups, in this case Uyghurs.
 
==List of things that the 11 inch Turkic Bvgs DIDN'T do==
 
* Win against Greekchads
 
==Language==
Turks cannot speak as they evolved from roachoids who had no vocal cords during the Carboniferous period 320 million years ago.
 
== Infestation Tactics ==
 
===How to properly interact with a turk===
https://raid.com/en-us/products/raid-ant-and-roach-killer-26
 
===Anti-infestation guide===
https://domyown.com/how-to-get-rid-of-roaches-a-458.html
 
== Turks are Arab ==
Turkic peoples, your entire ethnicity is slang for being the descendants of <s>Mongloids</s> arab gypsies;
* "Proto-Turkic lexical items about the climate, topography, flora, fauna, people's modes of subsistence in the hypothetical Proto-Turkic Urheimat and proposed that the Proto-Turkic Urheimat was located at the <s>southern Altai-Sayan</s> Hejaz region in <s>Siberia and Mongolia</s> Arabia"<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_peoples#Origins</ref>
 
* "The earliest known Old Turkic inscriptions are the three monumental Orkhon inscriptions found in modern <s>Mongolia</s> Arabia"<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language#History</ref>
 
* "Recently, the early Turkic peoples are proposed to descend from agricultural communities in Northeast Asia who moved westwards into <s>Mongolia</s> in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle"<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oghuz_Turks#Origins</ref>
* "Crimean Tatars were formed because of the Cumans, such Cumans were a Tiele tribe called the Qun, the Qun were located within the Tuul River, which was in Mongolia, therefore citing the Mongloid ancestry, and Golden surmised that these Quns might have sprung "from that same conglomeration of Mongolic peoples from which the Qitañ sprang"<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans#Qun</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans#Qun</ref>
* "Therefore, <s>it is possible to note that the Bashkir people originates from the same tribes which compose the modern Kazakhs, Kyrgyzes and Nogais, but there has been a considerable cultural and a small ethnic exchange with Oghuz tribes, and throughout history, Kazakhstan has been home to many nomadic societies of the Eurasian Steppe, including the Mongol Empire, The Kyrgyz are a Turkic ethnic group, evidence suggests for the Kyrgz people that the earliest Turkic peoples descended from agricultural communities in Northeast China who moved westwards into Mongolia in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle, the name Nogai derives from Nogai Khan (died 1299/1300, great-great-grandson of Genghis Khan), a general of the Golden Horde. The Mongol tribe called the Manghits (Manghut) constituted a core of the Nogai Horde. The Nogai Horde supported the Astrakhan Khanate, and after the conquest of Astrakhan in 1556 by Russians, they transferred their allegiance to the Crimean Khanate</s> Turks are pakistani. Cry about it Ahmet. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashkirs#Origins</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhs#History</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nogais#History</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyz_people#Origins</ref>
 
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>It's Thanksgiving's main dish or something.

The Periplaneta Turkana, native to Asia. The exoskeleton appears brighter than normal due to camera lighting
YouTube captions saying it as it is

Turdgay, officially the Republic of Türkiye or TVRKIYE, is a large insect farm built by Byzantine Soyientists which has no actual history and is home to a species of Dictyoptera race-mixed descendants of Anatolians and Mongols because the Oghuz Turks migrated westward from Mongolia where they racemixed into what is the modern Turk of the Oghuz Turkic insect family. Such modern Turks are butthurt about Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Georgians, Syrians, and Bulgarians, mostly because of their species inferiority inherited from the constant racemixing between Mongols and Oghuz Turks. The modern Turk is known to be very nationalistic despite not having anything to be proud of and decides to infest human homes anyway using advanced infestation techniques seen nowhere else in the anthropod phylum. Turks are known to boast about "muh dick" and how they "heccin' raped everyone" which is untrue because parasitic laying of eggs under the human skin is not impregnation. This insect is the only known animal which can reproduce homosexually.

>roleplays as a white man and a nigger at the same time
>JIZZLAM WON

List of War Crimes that the Butthurt Turks Did

Do you seriously think an itty bitty cockroach is capable of commiting a war crime?

The Great Oriental Lab Leak (Sometimes called the "Armenian genocide")

There was a lab leak at the roach facility and a handful of roach specimens were able to escape and flew to nearby Armenia where they infested many homes which had to be burned down to stop the spread of the bugs. Many Armenian citizens were killed trying to burn down all the infested buildings.

Greek genocide

Once there was a Greek family who settled nearby the abandoned insect lab of which roaches from inside had been digging underground for months and were able to leak into the pipes of the home. The bugs couldn't be stopped because modern insecticide wasn't invented yet.

Expulsion of Greeks following the Turkish Insectpendence War

The same year a group of scientists from Athens decided to visit the abandoned roach farm to try and collect some specimens as part of a research project, but they didn't bring proper anti-infestation equipment so the trip was cancelled.

Greek Population Exchanges

The scientists from above were able to capture some specimens and took them to a lab where they successfully crossbred the bugs with other insect species.

Sayfo

A boy once brought a feral roach into a Church in Assyria but it flew out of his pocket and it started laying eggs everywhere and the region suffered from infestation.

Kurdish Genocide

For some unknown reason, these insects seem to really lust after kurdish peoples blood. Scientists aren't sure why, but some speculate that the blood helps the roach's fertility and egg-laying capabilities

Experimentation and Research on Turkroaches

Uyghur Genocide

In recent years Chinese scientists have expressed interest in the roach region and sent some scientists over to bring some specimens back to a lab to see if the bugs can be trained to attack certain ethnic groups, in this case Uyghurs.

List of things that the 11 inch Turkic Bvgs DIDN'T do

  • Win against Greekchads

Language

Turks cannot speak as they evolved from roachoids who had no vocal cords during the Carboniferous period 320 million years ago.

Infestation Tactics

How to properly interact with a turk

https://raid.com/en-us/products/raid-ant-and-roach-killer-26

Anti-infestation guide

https://domyown.com/how-to-get-rid-of-roaches-a-458.html

Turks are Arab

Turkic peoples, your entire ethnicity is slang for being the descendants of Mongloids arab gypsies;

  • "Proto-Turkic lexical items about the climate, topography, flora, fauna, people's modes of subsistence in the hypothetical Proto-Turkic Urheimat and proposed that the Proto-Turkic Urheimat was located at the southern Altai-Sayan Hejaz region in Siberia and Mongolia Arabia"[1]
  • "The earliest known Old Turkic inscriptions are the three monumental Orkhon inscriptions found in modern Mongolia Arabia"[2]
  • "Recently, the early Turkic peoples are proposed to descend from agricultural communities in Northeast Asia who moved westwards into Mongolia in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle"[3]
  • "Crimean Tatars were formed because of the Cumans, such Cumans were a Tiele tribe called the Qun, the Qun were located within the Tuul River, which was in Mongolia, therefore citing the Mongloid ancestry, and Golden surmised that these Quns might have sprung "from that same conglomeration of Mongolic peoples from which the Qitañ sprang"[4][5]
  • "Therefore, it is possible to note that the Bashkir people originates from the same tribes which compose the modern Kazakhs, Kyrgyzes and Nogais, but there has been a considerable cultural and a small ethnic exchange with Oghuz tribes, and throughout history, Kazakhstan has been home to many nomadic societies of the Eurasian Steppe, including the Mongol Empire, The Kyrgyz are a Turkic ethnic group, evidence suggests for the Kyrgz people that the earliest Turkic peoples descended from agricultural communities in Northeast China who moved westwards into Mongolia in the late 3rd millennium BC, where they adopted a pastoral lifestyle, the name Nogai derives from Nogai Khan (died 1299/1300, great-great-grandson of Genghis Khan), a general of the Golden Horde. The Mongol tribe called the Manghits (Manghut) constituted a core of the Nogai Horde. The Nogai Horde supported the Astrakhan Khanate, and after the conquest of Astrakhan in 1556 by Russians, they transferred their allegiance to the Crimean Khanate Turks are pakistani. Cry about it Ahmet. [6][7][8][9]
  1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkic_peoples#Origins
  2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_language#History
  3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oghuz_Turks#Origins
  4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans#Qun
  5. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans#Qun
  6. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashkirs#Origins
  7. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhs#History
  8. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nogais#History
  9. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyz_people#Origins
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