Microjaks

Information

The Microjak is a small and often hidden Soyjak loosely based around the A24 Slowburn Soyjak that was used on the Kukistan Pixel Planet Raid. About 8 x 11 pixels in length and width, Microjaks have a set of glasses, a wide-gaping mouth, and a extremely short beard; all indicative trademarks of a classic soyjak.

Use in Operation: Frog Genocide

Operation Frog Genocide is a raid on PixePlanet lead by the Sharty Personal Armies to Invade, Conquer, and destroy the brimmy land of “Kekistan” (Now KUKISTAN). Kukistan is a large part of Eastern America by the Great Lakes / Ohio on Pixelplanet that was previously maintained by 1-6 frogs on the 'cord server, but after days of mass sharty victories, crumbled. On the 2nd Day of Raids, MicroJaks were used in the First Battle Of the KEK Flag, where frigger seethe ended up destoying them. Several more Microjaks were seen around the 'land but were all killed by dick sucking friggers. They are the only lasting casualty of the entire Raid. 4 fucking microjaks.

Instructions

Start off with a 9X11 Cube.

Add Glasses, Eyes, And a Beard

Perhaps add a quote? EX: ">Micro Jaks Down" (message written on Microjaks after Disfart Friggers claimed "Victory over 'MicroJaks''

Finally, make sure to NOT post your microjak in the Raid Thread, as several Friggers watch it.

Maybe start a thread dedicated to microjaks?

That's really it, as Microjaks are a very quick build.