Soyvil War 3
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 The 'log at the height of the antizelliger attack | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
 Pro 'zellig chuds |
Supported By:  1 Frogposter |
 Unaffiliated discord trannies | ||||||
Soyvil War 3 is an ongoing multilateral schism within the 'jakking community, taking place on the /soy/ and /qa/ boards of Soyjak Party.
Conflict
Prelude
For several weeks prior to the outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zeilig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some[1]
Battle for /qa/
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Start of the conflict
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Pro Zellig Counter Attack
On Feburary 27th, during euro hours antizelligers made a thread calling for teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 the ongezellig necorbump threads. While at first they had great success with many 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3/4 zelligers with the power of nonsensefag necrospam were able to push back the antizellig IAS[2] wave.
Several hours later, the antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to the board getting locked. Curiously, the antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before the board got restricted.[[He just did, ok?]]
Doxxing
Following their tactical failure in the Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx the Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on February 28, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx the VAs[3]. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to the VAs, though it is not confirmed that these are the real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but the accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with the same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive and the chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory, thoughbeever the doxxing campaign is still ongoing.
Zee
On March 1th an anonymous hero began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads, this hero was nicknamed[4] "Zee" (Lee goldson + 'zellig)
Result
Stalemate: neither side had fully reached their objectives so far/ theoretical total nigger death
