Aryans

A juvenile specimen

The Aryans were a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia white people from the Pontic Steppe that BTFO some white Indian people a thousand years ago that aspies now like to LARP as even though they derive less than 0.0001% of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to Britons).

The newly uniformed German empire (yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguists created all the "muh Aryans" who lived in bumfuck nowhere based on some loose relationship between European languages and persian ones. (a gorillion years of war with persia had seemingly no cultural impact)

Aryan is usually used on autistic circles on the internet as a based/gem analogue similar to Movie or Keyed.

Actually Iranians are the real Aryans because I say so

This Aryan may be the first Chud in human history. Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is white and clearly not that of human feces like theirs is.

Civilization and Technology

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  Advanced Aryan technology

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  Sophisticated Aryan art

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  Advanced Aryan civilization

The Aryans invade India. c. 1500 BC