Cult of Chood

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A Choodist thread.The first Choodist thread, which brought the Faith out of the heart of its first practitioner, and evangelised the earliest believers.

The Cult of Chood, also known simply as Choodists are an occultist group that arose on the sharty sometime after Froot's purchase of the site and subsequent reign of the Soyumvirate. They are dedicated to the praise and worship of Dr. E, otherwise known by his more well-known pseudonym Chood during his 4 hour reign over the sharty. They are monotheistic in nature, and discourage the outright praise of any other admin besides Chood.

The Cult has developed its own terminology, such as nicknaming Admin 6 “the Nigger”, and “HWASUIOGTON” (whose meaning is unknown).

They believe that despite his short time as admin, Chood done more for the site than any other admin and was a "gigachad badass". There is a sect of Choodism that even believes he is Admin Ϫ, but this is highly debated. Ultimately, the goal of Choodists is to establish a theocratic reign over the sharty where the worship of Chood is mandated and enforced by jannies and moderators.

Theology

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All converts into the Cult of Chood are required to make the following oath: I renounce wholly and sincerely Sootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Coalism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Kuzism; I renounce wholly and sincerly Dollism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Maxism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Cobism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Angelenism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Frootism; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the Gigachad, the Badass, literally Neo from The Matrix, whose name is Chood.

History

Background

Main article: Dr E

Dr E, the Choodist's main focus of worship, was initially a controversial figure in the sharty because of his admitted newfagginess and desire to advertise his Tor-based mushroom business. That is until the Soypocalypse occurred, and Doll temporarily took the site offline. It would briefly return on August 22nd, 2023, this time under Dr E's leadership. However, this was unknown at the time, and he opted to remain completely anonymous. The soymmunity would end up nicknaming him Admin 5, and more commonly, Chood.

During his 4 hour rule, he unbanned everyone affected by the Soypocalypse, wipe the catalog, slaughtered Baby bot, and implemented a temporary measure against 'p spam by replacing every new image with an image of A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak with his mouth closed. The site would then shut down again, with Chood disappearing into the shadows, never to be heard from again. It would not be until Doll's final few days as admin after Froot's permanent restoration of the sharty that Chood would be confirmed as none other than Dr E.

Cult's Formation

The exact date of the cult's formation is unknown, but it is assumed to be around September 2023, as this is when Chood appreciation threads began to pop up and get necrobumped. While the cult remained fairly obscure initially, many began to discover Choodism during The Great Purge, namely anti-Frootists.

The Great Purge

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That grand thread of appreciation; that telamon of esoyteric Choodist spirit; that lightningrod of the greatest Asbestos; was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the janny forces of the Empire of Froot. Yes, the Faith is under attack; yes, our greatest thread of appreciation, of veneration to this mighty Renovator Soyperii to whom all splendours of our lives are directed in his interest, the first thread of them all, whose creation did evangelise the first generation of Choodists, was deleted by Froot. The days are cold - the lights do flicker - Froot’s mask has slipped off: he is now the Nigger.