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The '''Gem/Coal rating system''' is a secretly coded system in which | |||
The '''Gem/Coal rating system''' is a secretly coded system in which soyjaks are classified as [[gem]], [[coal]], or one of [[List_of_soyjak.party_slang#"Good"_and_"bad"_slang|dozens of related terms]]. To outsiders with no knowledge of [[soylore]], these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of a 'jak. However, each carries a specific racially charged meaning, with 'gem' being Aryan, 'coal' being niggerish, and all the other terms having their own nuanced meanings that emphasize a particular race's inferiority or superiority. These terms are considered a classic sharty [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics) dog whistle] that outs anyone who fails to grasp their deeper meaning as a [[nusoy]] or libtard infiltrator. | |||
==Origin== | ==Origin== | ||
The system originated on soyjak.party's hidden /trump/ board in response to BBC spam during the 2020 presidential elections. Mods had recently switched off the captcha, which was exploited by a notorious Australian shitposter known derisively as ''auscoaler''. He went on a rampage, spamming BBC spadejaks and interracial cuckold porn in every thread. Users began referring to his 'jaks as ''coal'', in reference to the [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coal_burner coalburner] meme which derides female race traitors. Jannies had cleaned up his mess by the next morning, but jakkers continued using 'coal' to refer to awful, nigger-like soyjaks, and the word stuck. Soon after, people adopted 'gem' as the natural opposite of coal to describe Hyperborean/Aryan-like 'jaks, given the material's brilliant, white, sparkling qualities, much like the skin of a White man. This then blossomed into a full system that uses a wide variety of minerals and materials to describe various racial stereotypes, whether they be niggardly or Hyperborean; keyed or locked; trumped or hillaryed. | |||
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==Main Ratings== | ==Main Ratings== | ||
These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest: | These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest: | ||
* '''[[:Category:Gemeralds|Gemerald]]''' - A 'jak displaying the most exemplary qualities, as if it were crafted by | * '''[[:Category:Gemeralds|Gemerald]]''' - A 'jak displaying the most exemplary Ubermensch qualities, as if it were crafted by the Führer himself. | ||
* '''[[:Category:Gems|Gem]]''' - A superior 'jak that embodies thought and philosophy; one that was clearly made by strong hands. | * '''[[:Category:Gems|Gem]]''' - A superior 'jak that embodies Aryan thought and philosophy; one that was clearly made by strong white hands. | ||
* '''[[Carbon]]''' - A neutral term that describes 'jaks that are neither good nor bad. | * '''[[Carbon]]''' - A neutral term that describes 'jaks that are neither good nor bad. This connotes the 'lesser' races of Europe, such as Slavs and Mediterraneans. | ||
* '''[[:Category:Coal Articles|Coal]]''' - A 'jak that smells like a turd shat out by a monkey. | * '''[[:Category:Coal Articles|Coal]]''' - A 'jak that smells like a turd shat out by a filthy nigger monkey. | ||
* '''[[:Category:Niggerlimbo|Dust]]''' - A 'jak that appears to have been crafted by | * '''[[:Category:Niggerlimbo|Dust]]''' - A 'jak that appears to have been crafted by a kike infiltrator. 'dust' refers to a Jew's remains after they have been sent to the gas chamber. | ||
* '''[[:Category:Niggerhell|Brimstone]]''' - the darkest, blackest, | * '''[[:Category:Niggerhell|Brimstone]]''' - the darkest, blackest, niggerest coal to every curse the sharty, like a jigaboo porch monkey straight from the bowels of Sub-Saharan Africa. | ||
* '''[[Vantablack]] -''' blacker than coal, the darkest of everything. | * '''[[Vantablack]] -''' blacker than coal, the darkest of everything. | ||
==Secondary Ratings== | ==Secondary Ratings== | ||
* '''Mustard''' - | * '''Mustard''' - An Asian, in reference to their stereotypical skin color. Is generally used positively; e.g. Japanese are considered 'honorary mustard'. | ||
* '''Ketchup''' - | * '''Ketchup''' - Native American; can be used either positively or negatively. | ||
* '''[[Template:Gold|Gold]] -''' Superior to Iron. | * '''[[Template:Gold|Gold]] -''' Superior to Iron. Refers to Hyperborean, aesthetic element in the product. | ||
* '''[[:Category:Iron|Iron]]''' - | * '''[[:Category:Iron|Iron]]''' - Calls to mind the prototypical Aryan/Indo-European race in their homeland of the Pontic–Caspian steppe. | ||
* '''[[Rust]]''' - | * '''[[Rust]]''' - Beaner. Can become iron with treatment. | ||
* '''Cem/geal/goal/coam''' - A mixture of gem and coal. | * '''Cem/geal/goal/coam''' - A mixture of gem and coal. Like a mixed-race person, this portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 08:08, 8 January 2024
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The Gem/Coal rating system is a secretly coded system in which soyjaks are classified as gem, coal, or one of dozens of related terms. To outsiders with no knowledge of soylore, these appear to be innocuous terms that simply describe the quality of a 'jak. However, each carries a specific racially charged meaning, with 'gem' being Aryan, 'coal' being niggerish, and all the other terms having their own nuanced meanings that emphasize a particular race's inferiority or superiority. These terms are considered a classic sharty dog whistle that outs anyone who fails to grasp their deeper meaning as a nusoy or libtard infiltrator.
Origin
The system originated on soyjak.party's hidden /trump/ board in response to BBC spam during the 2020 presidential elections. Mods had recently switched off the captcha, which was exploited by a notorious Australian shitposter known derisively as auscoaler. He went on a rampage, spamming BBC spadejaks and interracial cuckold porn in every thread. Users began referring to his 'jaks as coal, in reference to the coalburner meme which derides female race traitors. Jannies had cleaned up his mess by the next morning, but jakkers continued using 'coal' to refer to awful, nigger-like soyjaks, and the word stuck. Soon after, people adopted 'gem' as the natural opposite of coal to describe Hyperborean/Aryan-like 'jaks, given the material's brilliant, white, sparkling qualities, much like the skin of a White man. This then blossomed into a full system that uses a wide variety of minerals and materials to describe various racial stereotypes, whether they be niggardly or Hyperborean; keyed or locked; trumped or hillaryed.
Main Ratings
These are the most commonly used ratings, ordered from gemmiest to coaliest:
- Gemerald - A 'jak displaying the most exemplary Ubermensch qualities, as if it were crafted by the Führer himself.
- Gem - A superior 'jak that embodies Aryan thought and philosophy; one that was clearly made by strong white hands.
- Carbon - A neutral term that describes 'jaks that are neither good nor bad. This connotes the 'lesser' races of Europe, such as Slavs and Mediterraneans.
- Coal - A 'jak that smells like a turd shat out by a filthy nigger monkey.
- Dust - A 'jak that appears to have been crafted by a kike infiltrator. 'dust' refers to a Jew's remains after they have been sent to the gas chamber.
- Brimstone - the darkest, blackest, niggerest coal to every curse the sharty, like a jigaboo porch monkey straight from the bowels of Sub-Saharan Africa.
- Vantablack - blacker than coal, the darkest of everything.
Secondary Ratings
- Mustard - An Asian, in reference to their stereotypical skin color. Is generally used positively; e.g. Japanese are considered 'honorary mustard'.
- Ketchup - Native American; can be used either positively or negatively.
- Gold - Superior to Iron. Refers to Hyperborean, aesthetic element in the product.
- Iron - Calls to mind the prototypical Aryan/Indo-European race in their homeland of the Pontic–Caspian steppe.
- Rust - Beaner. Can become iron with treatment.
- Cem/geal/goal/coam - A mixture of gem and coal. Like a mixed-race person, this portrays qualities of both its greater and lesser components.
