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*Worthless [[Self-insert syndrome|blogposts]] failing to drown it out | *Worthless [[Self-insert syndrome|blogposts]] failing to drown it out | ||
*Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence | *Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence | ||
*[[Wojak|Wojakspam]] flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY | |||
==The Contents of the Thread== | ==The Contents of the Thread== | ||
Revision as of 21:32, 10 November 2023
NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS |
/soy/ thread №4743217 (archive) is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours.
As of November 6, 2023, it is best known for being on /soy/ for over two months, which is massively impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:
- Multiple incidents of soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
- Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out
- Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence
- Wojakspam flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY
The Contents of the Thread
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.
The Prophecy
It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.[it just is, ok?]
