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'''[https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4743217.html /soy/ thread №4743217]''' '''[https://archive.ph/4kR5g (archive)]''' is [[Schizophrenia|declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO]] and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that [[Autism|WILL be protected at all costs]]. To do so, you should [[bump]] it every 4-6 hours. (If opening the thread gives your device trouble, then click the [Last 50 Posts] button.) | '''[https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4743217.html /soy/ thread №4743217]''' '''[https://archive.ph/4kR5g (archive)]''' is [[Schizophrenia|declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO]]{{CitationNeeded}} and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that [[Autism|WILL be protected at all costs]]. To do so, you should [[bump]] it every 4-6 hours. (If opening the thread gives your device trouble, then click the [Last 50 Posts] button.) | ||
As of | As of December 8th, 2023, it is [[best known for]] being on /soy/ for over three months, which is massively impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived: | ||
*Multiple incidents of soulless botted [[Amerimutt|muttspam]] making attempts on its life | *Multiple incidents of soulless botted [[Amerimutt|muttspam]] making attempts on its life | ||
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*[[Wojak|Wojakspam]] flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY | *[[Wojak|Wojakspam]] flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY | ||
*[[Baby bot|Jumbled "Yo mama" joke spam]] that made the website effectively read-only for a good amount of time | *[[Baby bot|Jumbled "Yo mama" joke spam]] that made the website effectively read-only for a good amount of time | ||
*Scrambled [[Schizophrenia|anti-Jewish yet pro-Trump]] spamming AND catty wiping that made the website effectively read-only AGAIN FOR OVER AN HOUR, YES, IT WAS THAT FUCKING BAD | |||
[[File:SURFINGTOPAGE40.png|A screenshot of the thread.|thumb]] | |||
[[File:squirrel surfing to page 40.gif|The image from the subject of the thread, in all of its animated PicMix glory.|thumb]] | |||
[[File:Wojakcattywipe.png|thumb|A screenshot of the attempted wojak catty wipe.]] | [[File:Wojakcattywipe.png|thumb|A screenshot of the attempted wojak catty wipe.]] | ||
[[File:trumpwipe.png|thumb|A screenshot of the contradictory (and unfortunately massively successful) anti-Jew but pro-Trump spam.]] | |||
==The Contents of the Thread== | ==The Contents of the Thread== | ||
The thread reads in bigtext, "<big>NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!</big>" and contains a gif of a [[ | The thread reads in bigtext, "<big>NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!</big>" and contains a gif of a [[Squirrel|Feraljak-faced squirrel]] riding a jetski on a body of water. | ||
Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread [[even though|even THOUGH]] the same thread was posted weeks before, but 'teens weren't as committed to letting that one live. {{glow|YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.}} | Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread [[even though|even THOUGH]] the same thread was posted weeks before, but 'teens weren't as committed to letting that one live. {{glow|YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.}} | ||
==Cultural Significance== | ==Cultural Significance== | ||
This thread is [[Schizophrenia|culturally significant]] due to its incredibly resilient nature, | This thread is [[Schizophrenia|culturally significant]] due to its incredibly resilient nature, as it has survived multiple attempted catty wipes and botted necrobumps. It is the longest-lasting non-sticky thread on /soy/ that has existed since quite possibly [[Soot]] or [[Kuz]] era.{{CitationNeeded|because it seems that way, okay?}} Its prolonged life owes to the anti-catty wipe measures that were implemented not long before its inception and 'teens [[Autism|taking time out of their day to bump it repeatedly]]. | ||
{{Template:ToBeResearched|topic=Find what the previous longest-lasting thread on /soy/ was}} | |||
==The Prophecy== | ==The Prophecy== | ||
It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.{{CitationNeeded}} | It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.{{CitationNeeded}} | ||
Revision as of 21:15, 8 December 2023
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/soy/ thread №4743217 (archive) is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO[it just is, ok?] and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so, you should bump it every 4-6 hours. (If opening the thread gives your device trouble, then click the [Last 50 Posts] button.)
As of December 8th, 2023, it is best known for being on /soy/ for over three months, which is massively impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:
- Multiple incidents of soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
- Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out
- Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence
- Wojakspam flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY
- Jumbled "Yo mama" joke spam that made the website effectively read-only for a good amount of time
- Scrambled anti-Jewish yet pro-Trump spamming AND catty wiping that made the website effectively read-only AGAIN FOR OVER AN HOUR, YES, IT WAS THAT FUCKING BAD
The Contents of the Thread
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but 'teens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.
Cultural Significance
This thread is culturally significant due to its incredibly resilient nature, as it has survived multiple attempted catty wipes and botted necrobumps. It is the longest-lasting non-sticky thread on /soy/ that has existed since quite possibly Soot or Kuz era.[because it seems that way, okay?] Its prolonged life owes to the anti-catty wipe measures that were implemented not long before its inception and 'teens taking time out of their day to bump it repeatedly.
To be researched: Find what the previous longest-lasting thread on /soy/ was. Can (You) help us?
The Prophecy
It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.[it just is, ok?]
