/soy/ Thread No. 4743217

NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS

/soy/ thread №4743217 (archive) is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO^{[it just is, ok?]} and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so, you should bump it every 4-6 hours. (If opening the thread gives your device trouble, then click the [Last 50 Posts] button.)

As of December 8th, 2023, it is best known for being on /soy/ for over three months, which is massively impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:

• Multiple incidents of soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
• Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out
• Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of existence
• Wojakspam flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY
• Jumbled "Yo mama" joke spam that made the website effectively read-only for a good amount of time
• Scrambled anti-Jewish yet pro-Trump spamming AND catty wiping that made the website effectively read-only AGAIN FOR OVER AN HOUR, YES, IT WAS THAT FUCKING BAD

A screenshot of the thread.

The image from the subject of the thread, in all of its animated PicMix glory.

A screenshot of the attempted wojak catty wipe.

A screenshot of the contradictory (and unfortunately massively successful) anti-Jew but pro-Trump spam.

The Contents of the Thread

The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but 'teens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.

Cultural Significance

This thread is culturally significant due to its incredibly resilient nature, as it has survived multiple attempted catty wipes and botted necrobumps. It is the longest-lasting non-sticky thread on /soy/ that has existed since quite possibly Soot or Kuz era.^{[because it seems that way, okay?]} Its prolonged life owes to the anti-catty wipe measures that were implemented not long before its inception and 'teens taking time out of their day to bump it repeatedly.

To be researched: Find what the previous longest-lasting thread on /soy/ was. Can (You) help us?

The Prophecy

It is rumored that once this thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.^{[it just is, ok?]}