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==== IAS GET==== | ==== IAS GET==== | ||
[[File:Baby get -soy-.png|thumb|791x791px|The moderators even framed this achievement.]] | [[File:Baby get -soy-.png|thumb|791x791px|The moderators even framed this achievement.]] | ||
On the 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved the GET №2500000 on /soy/, making 'zellig fans, who were trying to achieve the same goal, mad and they began making accusations against the sharty admins, claiming it was staged | On the 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved the GET №2500000 on /soy/, making 'zellig fans, who were trying to achieve the same goal, mad and they began making accusations against the sharty admins, claiming it was staged. This has been debunked by Snopes. | ||
=== Kuz's support of | === Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans === | ||
Kuz has countless | Kuz has countless times shown support for Ongezellig and its fans. Some schizophrenics state he goes as far as to wanting to buy Studio Massa, but this claim is entirely unfounded. | ||
=== '''Result''' === | === '''Result''' === | ||
Stalemate: neither side | Stalemate: neither side has fully reached their objectives so far. | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
{{reflist}} | {{reflist}} | ||
Revision as of 09:43, 10 March 2023
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| Soyvil War 3 | ||||||||
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| Part of Imageboard Autism | ||||||||
 The 'log at the height of the antizelliger attack | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
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Supported By:
Angeleno Kolyma Jannies |
Supported By:  1 Frogposter |
Supported By:  Zuken discorders | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
| 400 wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off the catterino (mostly NAS necrobump spam)[1] | ||||||||
Soyvil War 3 is an elaborate false flag by 'cord trannies to divide the soy community and destroy the sharty. It resulted a sudden carnage, but zero casualties after the 1st of March, 2023, until a full catalogue wipe around 00:05 GMT, 5th of March.
Conflict
Prelude
For several weeks prior to the outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zellig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some.[2]
Battle for /qa/
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Start of the conflict
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Pro Zellig Counter Attack
On the 27th of February during Euro hours, antizelligers made a thread calling for 'teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 the Ongezellig negrobump threads. While at first they had great success with many, 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3-4 zeliggers, with the power of nonsensefag necrospam, were able to push back the antizellig IAS[3] wave.
Several hours later, the antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to the board getting locked. Curiously, the antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before the board got restricted.[[He just did, ok?]]
"Doxxing"
Following their tactical failure in the Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx the Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on the 28th of February, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx the VAs[4]. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to the VAs, though it is not confirmed that these are the real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but the accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with the same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive, but the chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory, thoughbeiver the doxxing campaign is still ongoing.
Zee
On the 1st of March, an anonymous guy began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads. This chud was nicknamed[5] "Zee" (Lee goldson + 'zellig)
Second Battle for /qa/
On the 4th of March, Nikocado posters started spamming pictures of the glamorous 'cado including his world famous coinslot in the newly created furry general on the board. This incident brought attention to /qa/ which finally resulted in the jannies doing a catalog wipe due to the rampant amount of necrobumped troonshit, The cado spam resulted in the mods deleting the furry threads off /qa/.
On the 8th of March, a random spammer started spamming images of various books and vague political cartoons containing the word "Nigger", and ended up killing all of the ongezellig threads. a Nikocado poster started to complain about the threads.
[https://web.archive.org/web/20230308103909/https://soyjak.party/qa/catalog.html]
IAS GET
On the 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved the GET №2500000 on /soy/, making 'zellig fans, who were trying to achieve the same goal, mad and they began making accusations against the sharty admins, claiming it was staged. This has been debunked by Snopes.
Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans
Kuz has countless times shown support for Ongezellig and its fans. Some schizophrenics state he goes as far as to wanting to buy Studio Massa, but this claim is entirely unfounded.
Result
Stalemate: neither side has fully reached their objectives so far.
