Soyvil War 3
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| Soyvil War 3 | ||||||||
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| Part of Imageboard Autism | ||||||||
 The 'log at the height of the antizelliger attack | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
 Pro 'zellig chuds |
Supported By:
 Nikocado Avocado posters |
 Unaffiliated discord trannies | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
| 400 wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off the catterino (mostly NAS necrobump spam)[1] | ||||||||
Soyvil War 3 is an elaborate false flag by 'cord trannies to divide the soy community and destroy the sharty. It resulted a sudden carnage, but zero casualties after the 1st of March, 2023, until a full catalogue wipe around 00:05 GMT, 5th of March.
Conflict
Prelude
For several weeks prior to the outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zellig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some.[2]
Battle for /qa/
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Start of the conflict
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Pro Zellig Counter Attack
On the 27th of February during Euro hours, antizelligers made a thread calling for 'teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 the Ongezellig negrobump threads. While at first they had great success with many, 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3-4 zeliggers, with the power of nonsensefag necrospam, were able to push back the antizellig IAS[3] wave.
Several hours later, the antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to the board getting locked. Curiously, the antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before the board got restricted.[[He just did, ok?]]
"Doxxing"
Following their tactical failure in the Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx the Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on the 28th of February, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx the VAs[4]. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to the VAs, though it is not confirmed that these are the real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but the accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with the same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive, but the chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory, thoughbeiver the doxxing campaign is still ongoing.
Zee
On the 1st of March, an anonymous hero began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads. This hero was nicknamed[5] "Zee" (Lee goldson + 'zellig)
Second Battle for /qa/
On the 4th of March, Nikocado posters spammed the board with several pages of random NAS and of course 'cado himself, including the infamous "coinslot" picture, which resulted in the jannies doing a catalog wipe.
Result
Anti-'zellig win
