Soyvil War 4
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| Soyvil War 4 | ||||||
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| Part of The Soypocalypse | ||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||
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First Phase:
 Kuzists |
First Phase:
 Sootists |
Various other soy splinters
 'p spammers and 'cord trannies | ||||
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Second Phase:  Frootist Sharty |
Second Phase:
Sootists | |||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||
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First Phase:  Angeleno |
First Phase: Lute | |||||
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Second Phase:  Doll |
Second Phase:  Fake baby bot | |||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||
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like 6 - 7 dead splinters Thousands of posts and 'jaks lost forever 'P spammers FINALLY getting doxxed nearly 2 years later | ||||||
Soyvil War 4, also known as the Splinter War in its first phase, is a war between all of the Soy splinters to find the true successor of the 'sharty. The conflict started after soyjak.party shut down due to the Soypocalypse, causing teens to seek out a suitable replacement site. The sharty did return briefly on the 19/20th (depends on whether you were an amerimutt or spic or not) of August thanks to Chood, but it went down again.
The first phase of the war ended with the arrival of Froot and subsequent re-opening of the sharty (FOR REAL THIS TIME). Unfortunately this did not end the war as a whole, and only began a second phase with the Froot-led sharty facing off against the jarty.
History
The death of the Sharty
On August 15th 2023, the Soypocalypse occured, causing the sharty to go into a coma. This left soyteens without a home, many fled to the soyjak wiki bunker, or to Jakparty.soy, which was also down due to the huge surge of traffic. many teens, unhappy with the idea of using the Jarty, patiently waited for a suitable splinter to be created.
Splinter sites take form
In the following days, two new splinter sites (sharty.party, soyjak.in) sprung up to try and replace the sharty, these websites now competing with the already established 'Jarty, and the bunker, which some soyteens hung onto for lack of a better website. (HOLY SHIT SHARTY WARLORD ERA MOMENT LITERALLY TNO BUT IRL HECKIN SABLIN CHUNGUS 100 KISHIPURGE DENG DENG BIG BUILDING IN NEU BERLING FUNNI CLOCK MAN FIND ALEXEI)
DDOS
On August 19, an unknown group decided to DDOS Angeleno's bunker, as well as the wiki, the 'ru, and even screamer.wiki. The entire attack lasted for around 20 minutes and caused much confusion. Some speculate a soyteen wasn't behind the attack, but rather a 'cordfag (it was actually a pedo from that one matrix).
Sharty briefly returns
On August 20th 2023, the Sharty came back online for a while, pausing the splinter wars temporarily.
'unker gets wiped
On the 21st, a user wiped the 'log of the bunker with repeating posts saying either "MOOOOOODS PURGE THE *FUCKING* BOARD TO STOP THE INSIDIOUS LATVIAN 'P SPAMMER OR HOWEVER TRANNIES SAVE THE SHARTY" or ">MOOOOOOODS LOCK THE 'KI OR HOWEVER A WEBSITE IS PROTECTED'" with a string of random numbers.
Sharty returns for real
On the 22nd, Soyjaks.party reopened. Throughout the day, numerous users crashed the site by deploying mass reply scripts and catalog wiping. On the 23rd, a supposed Jarty user attempted to wipe the 'log using a script similar to the Baby bot.
