Chud Doyle Poster

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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY

This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material.
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a lol-cow

>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!

Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!

Chud Doyle Poster is SILESIAN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

the @troon's favorite image
An example of a CDP thread
(Also a rare slighting of him not posting a Chudjak)
The CDP going off on a Schizo tangent again

The Chud Doyle Poster, also known as the @troon, is a Troon best known for quoting with @ instead of a meme arrow. The CDP almost always posts Chudjaks saying something stereotypically Chuddy manner (even if most Chuds don't say those things). He is obsessed with "neoliberalism", and is a noted BBC enthusiast. Due to his intrinsically pseudo-intellecutal nature, Chuds have been taken hatred towards him because his syntax and criticisms causes them to use critical thinking in order to epically own da troon, or making them have to go through the labor to navigate to their troon soyquote folder in order to troonquote xher. He attributes all Chuds and their ideological apparatus to be derived from trickle-down economics and the spooky scary neoliberalistic hegemony.

As of 2024 he doesn't post on the sharty anymore, albeit he sometimes gets imitated for chudbaiting.

Spotting the CDP

The CDP posts ironic faux-quotes from the supposed point of view of a Chud, though with the vocabulary of a Discoaler. He has a warped view of what his targets believe, often conflating it with Bush-era neoconservatism, even doe many—maybe even most—Chuds think the wars in the Middle East are bad because they caused the migration and subsequent cultural enrichment of western EVROPA by Muslims (also because of the belief that these wars are carried out to protect the interests of Israel). He also uses the term "clitty" to refer to a small penis.

Various other troons have attempted to imitate Chud Doyle, but are always lacking in terminological prowess or forgets @'ing the poster ID before larping as xher. This is possibly due to the fact that the psychological damage of tranime subreddits and shitty discord memes make them mentally unable to troon as hard as the CDP.

Motives

HIDE @TROON THREADS IGNORE @TROON POSTS DO NOT REPLY TO @TROON
A helpful 'toss describing what to do when you encounter the @troon

The CDP's motives, beyond posting Demoralization Coal for its own sake, are currently unknown, however many have suggested a connection to CeceFem, due to frequent random 'BC tangents on subjects unrelated to other people's penises. There are also theories that he is a CIA plant to train our minds for debating trannies outside the sharty.