Operation Janitor Soy-takeover
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Operation Janitor Soy-takeover was the code name for a planned first-strike operation developed by Soot which set out a procedure to turn enemy sites into "soycolonies" by taking over their internal structure and destroying them from the inside. The plan involved recruiting as many janitorial staff as possible in preperation for the Great Strike.
Background
One of soot's "[[|G/|/g/]] friends" told him of an exploit in which jannies and mods of an imageboard running the vichan engine could log into their mod accounts on other imageboards running the vichan engine, but it would only work if LOTS of people would just log in at once, essentially confusing the engine and letting you log in as a janny on a site you aren't a janny on.
The Great Strike
The plan was to recruit as many jannies as possible on the party to eventually deploy in the coming blitzkreig--"The Great Strike". The 'jakker masses were raised into structured legions wetwork operatives trained in inflitration and counter-espionage in preperation for The Great Strike. When the trigger was to be pulled, janny agents positioned across the internet would infiltrate enemy imageboards by using the vichan exploit in order to destroy enemy sites from the inside, eventually laying the ground work for their annexation into "soycolonies".
The Rouge Janny Incident & Backlash
On March 17th, 2022, a newly-recruited janitor and known Markiplier affiliate "went rouge" and began to indiscriminately delete images, threads and GETs that he considered coal. In his testimony,[1] the janny claimed that "he was on a crusade against discord coalers". The janny was charged with wrecking and other anti-Party activities and was sentenced by the People of the 'party to death by self-quote.[2] Nonetheless, after the dust had settled, widespread public backlash took hold against Soot for swelling his janny ranks with such low-quality recruits and essentially allowing the incident to happen. Soot's plans were hindered just as he was making progress.
Cessation of operations
Operation Janitor-Soy takeover was put on hold following the Rouge Janny incident. This pause is considered indefinite. The departure of Site Admin Soot following the Great Purchase has likely set the project back to the theoretical or even a cancellation stage. During his reorganiastion of the party, new owner Kuz did not make any announcement relating to the operation. Possibly cancelin
Alleged involvement by foreign entities
Foreign entities were WERE involved. The janny NOT acted alone. You won't take your meds, CHAD.
