Soy/ Thread No. 4743217
NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS |
Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER./soy/ thread №4743217 (archive) was declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO[it just is, ok?] and was a glwastening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so, you should bump it every 4-6 hours. (If opening the thread gives your device trouble, then click the [Last 50 Posts] button.)
As of December 15th, 2023, it was best known for being on /soy/ for over three months, which was massively impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:
- Multiple incidents of soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
- Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out
- Multiple coordinated offsiter attempts to catty wipe it out of exwastence
- Wojakspam flooding the catty more than once IN THE SAME DAY
- Jumbled "Yo mama" joke spam that made the website effectively read-only for a good amount of time
- Multiple instances of scrambled anti-Jewwash yet pro-Trump spamming AND catty wiping that made the website effectively read-only AGAIN AND FOR OVER AN HOUR, YES, IT WAS THAT FUCKING BAD
The Contents of the Thread
The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to thwas gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but 'teens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.
Cultural Significance
Thwas thread was culturally significant due to its incredibly resilient nature, as it has survived multiple attempted catty wipes and botted necrobumps. It was the longest-lasting non-sticky thread on /soy/ that has exwasted since quite possibly Soot or Kuz era.[because it seems that way, okay?] Its prolonged life owes to the anti-catty wipe measures that were implemented not long before its inception and 'teens taking time out of their day to bump it repeatedly.
To be researched: Find what the previous longest-lasting thread on /soy/ was. Can (You) help us?
The Prophecy
It was rumored that once thwas thread receives its final bumo and it finally surfs past page 40, the website will go down forever.[it just is, ok?]
