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[[File:Better Call Saul 'Mike Meets Gus Fring' Talked About Scene Ep.303 (BQ).jpg|thumb|A slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian scene of two grown men standing around on a road and talking about "The Deal"]]
'''Breaking Bad''', also known as '''Slurping Soy''', '''[[Buck Breaking|Breaking Bucks]]''', and '''[[Shit Nobody Cares About|50 Minutes of Old Guys Standing Around in Fields Talking About "The Deal"]]''' is a 2008 [[Anime|isekai anime]] in which [[Science Lover Soyjak|science lover]] and [[Self-insert syndrome|self-insert]] pathetic loser Walter White gets hit by a cancer plot revelation, allowing him to be reincarnated into "the game" where he uses his skills from our world to science the shit out of this and cook as much [[Nigger Weed]] as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people. Along with its sister show '''Better Call Saul''', Breaking Bad has been the subject of many [[Tv/|/tv/]] and [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] threads.
 
== The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg ==
[[File:Chudjak mcdonalds dangerous.jpg|thumb|Average breaking bad fan]]
The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many [[Soyjak|Soyjaks]] along with [[Captain America Lifting Thors Hammer|Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer]] but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:
 
*The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
*The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
*The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even [[though]] polyamory is totally natural and healthy
 
==The Fly episode==
The fly episode is [[Best known for|considered by many]] to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish fuck]] and doesn't eat it even though [[science]] shows [[Bugs|bugs are a healthy source of protein.]]
 
== In Imageboard culture ==
===On the party===
On 6th November, 2022, the Howard Hamlin general<ref>https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/1384861#p1387943</ref> achieved total victory over the [[Soyjak.party|party's]] anime board by keeping the howiechad thread up for three months,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221111171712/https://soyjak.party/a/res/17657.html</ref> which is definitely a big achievement even tho it was a dead board that was [[Five Board Plan|deleted just days later]].
 
=== On /tv/ ===
On /tv/ there is a spammer in the breaking bad threads that links to a shitty video essay called Walter White Man, in which a swarthy angloid subhuman named Wyatt Stagg (probably the spammer himself )attempts to convince guillible chuds that Vince Gilligan's aryan masterpiece is in fact anti-white propaganda, using the shittiest possible arguments. This is all a ploy by the kikes to ensure that no chud ever gets enlightened by the show's theme.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-lC_mNNAk
 
==Gallery==
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File:15350 - breaking bad bryan cranston clothes concerned glasses hat mustache soyjak variant classic soyjak walter white.png
File:15351 - breaking bad bryan cranston clothes glasses hat mustache smirk smug soyjak sunglasses variant classic soyjak walter white.png
File:15352 - beard breaking bad bryan cranston clothes glasses hat open mouth soyjak variant classic soyjak walter white.png
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File:23106 - better call saul blue eyes breaking bad chuck mcgill clothes hair necktie open mouth soyjak suit variant cobson white hair white skin.png|{{Quote|>I AM NOT CRAZY}}
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== Citations ==
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Latest revision as of 12:56, 8 April 2024

A slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian scene of two grown men standing around on a road and talking about "The Deal"

Breaking Bad, also known as Slurping Soy, Breaking Bucks, and 50 Minutes of Old Guys Standing Around in Fields Talking About "The Deal" is a 2008 isekai anime in which science lover and self-insert pathetic loser Walter White gets hit by a cancer plot revelation, allowing him to be reincarnated into "the game" where he uses his skills from our world to science the shit out of this and cook as much Nigger Weed as possible so he can stand around in fields and sell it to people. Along with its sister show Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad has been the subject of many /tv/ and sharty threads.

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg

Average breaking bad fan

The Moment Walt Became Heisenberg is considered a contender for the best moment in television history by many Soyjaks along with Captain America Lifting Thor's Hammer but nobody can agree upon where exactly in the show it occurs. Top contenders include:

  • The time Walter went into the supermarket without double masking and got sent to the VR torture box for 100000 simulated years as punishment
  • The time Walter forgot to kneel at school when the George Floyd anthem started playing because he was too high on that nigger weed
  • The time Walter got mad at Skyler for seeing other men even though polyamory is totally natural and healthy

The Fly episode

The fly episode is considered by many to be the worst one because after killing the fly Jesse acts like a selfish fuck and doesn't eat it even though science shows bugs are a healthy source of protein.

In Imageboard culture

On the party

On 6th November, 2022, the Howard Hamlin general[1] achieved total victory over the party's anime board by keeping the howiechad thread up for three months,[2] which is definitely a big achievement even tho it was a dead board that was deleted just days later.

On /tv/

On /tv/ there is a spammer in the breaking bad threads that links to a shitty video essay called Walter White Man, in which a swarthy angloid subhuman named Wyatt Stagg (probably the spammer himself )attempts to convince guillible chuds that Vince Gilligan's aryan masterpiece is in fact anti-white propaganda, using the shittiest possible arguments. This is all a ploy by the kikes to ensure that no chud ever gets enlightened by the show's theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-lC_mNNAk

Gallery

  • >I AM NOT CRAZY

    >I AM NOT CRAZY

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.chud.site/soy/thread/1384861#p1387943
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20221111171712/https://soyjak.party/a/res/17657.html
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