Froot

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Froot is a Josiecel?

Froot is a orange ‘teen who got turned into an orange because when they were dating annoying orange they didn't want somr boc so annoying orange turned them into orange

They have big boobs and ass

They also like doll secretly wants some of his BPC but sadly doll has a wife.

They own the sharty because way back in 1990 doll and froot used to date and froot stole 8k from him, so in 2023 he used that monkey to buy the sharty

They like bwc too

/froot/

Hidden board about fruit, also proofs froot is admin 6, /froot/ only is there for his ego.

Froot facts

  • They are in favor of TND
  • They dislike ponies
  • They have a job
  • They are 47 years of age
  • Xhe is a non-binary valid trans person
  • They reside in Tel-Aviv
  • They started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
  • Their favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
  • Their favorite soyjak is Cobson
  • They do not have STDs
  • They utilize Reddit spacing for "ease of reading"
  • They want to delete the Party's /qa/ and vaporize zelligtroons
  • Their favorite sport is motorsport
  • They dislike archives and wants to delete the Log Warehouse
  • Their favorite fruit is orange
  • They use Windows 10
  • They are Roman Catholic
  • They do not mind frogs
  • They like the movie Parasite (2019)
  • They like the show Breaking Bad
  • They like the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
  • They are Europoorean
  • They heavily dislike Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters

^ All these facts were sourced from the Froot Q&A thread[1] on /soy/.

  • They hate niggerweed[2]
  • They are 187cm tall
  • They have a discord to flirt with their secret crush dolly doll

The prophecy and its meaning

According to old scriptures, "Froot" will save the site. Soystorians are still working on decyphering how it will happen. It is mentioned several times that "FrQQT patriQts" will come out of FrQQtbQrea to "change history", we have not been able to decypher how.