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'''Fruit Soyjaks''' or '''Fruitjaks''' are one of the many variants of [[soyjak]]s with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the [[Bugs|bug]] wearing soyjaks. As of recently many users, (or one [[Schizophrenia|schizo]]) has turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|Lee]] towards them, other users call them pineapple.org tourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment has begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks have committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by [[/s4s/]], but there is no proof of this.
'''Fruit Soyjaks''' or '''Fruitjaks''' are one of the many variants of [[soyjak]]s with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the [[Bugs|bug]] wearing soyjaks. As of recently many users, (or one [[Schizophrenia|schizo]]) has turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like [[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|Lee]] towards them, other users call them pineapple.org tourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment has begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks have committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by [[/s4s/]], but there is no proof of this.


== Sexual attraction ==
Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the [[Soy Community|soy community]] for being exceptionally [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|attractive soyjaks]]. From an evolutionary prospective, [[Science|scientists]] believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.
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Revision as of 23:55, 13 February 2022

An example of a fruitjak.

Fruit Soyjaks or Fruitjaks are one of the many variants of soyjaks with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the bug wearing soyjaks. As of recently many users, (or one schizo) has turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like Lee towards them, other users call them pineapple.org tourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment has begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks have committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by /s4s/, but there is no proof of this.

Sexual attraction

Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the soy community for being exceptionally attractive soyjaks. From an evolutionary prospective, scientists believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.