Fruit Soyjaks

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An example of a fruitjak.

Fruit Soyjaks or Fruitjaks are one of the many variants of soyjaks with items on their head. They have an ancient rivalry with the bug wearing soyjaks. As of recently many users, (or one schizo) has turned against pineapple soyjaks and started harassing them and acting like Lee towards them, other users call them pineapple.org tourists, as well as the misspelled word "tourisy" for an unknown reason, this treatment has begun to happen to other fruitjaks as well much to their confusion and dismay. What crime against humanity Fruit Soyjaks have committed is currently unknown, although some say they were used by /s4s/, but there is no proof of this.

Sexual attraction

Fruitjaks are well-regarded in the soy community for being exceptionally attractive soyjaks. From an evolutionary prospective, scientists believe that human males associate fruit on a soyjak's head with abundence, fertility, good health, plenty, etc.

The pineapple variant (pinejak or "slutjak") specifically has gained attention from a particularly deranged fag often accompanied by notorious images too suggestive to directly document on this purified Science wiki.

Indeed only one man in recorded soy history has ever managed to surpass the gay lust of a pinejak.