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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
There are certain [[soyjak]] variants considered by some [[soyjak.party]] posters to be [[spam]] and/or [[coal]]. The most common of which are documented here.


== Overview ==
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Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
!Name
 
!Description
If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
!Example
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|[[Impish Soyak Ears|Swedish wins/fails]]
|Regular [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesome soyjak]] edited to have imp-like facial features
|[[File:Swedejak.png|center|thumb|100x100px|The most popular [[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish <s>fail</s> win]]]]
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|[[Colorfuljaks]]
|Regular [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesome soyjak]] painted on with vibrant colors.
|[[File:Original colorfuljak.png|center|thumb|150x150px|Colorful edit of a [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesome 'jak]].]]
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|[[Deformed Soyjak|Demorfedjaks]]
|Regular [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesome soyjak]] distorted with a warp tool.
|[[File:Deformed Soyjak.png|center|thumb|150x150px|The original [[Deformed Soyjak|deformed soyjak]].]]
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|[[Colorfuljaks#Grayjaks|Grayjaks]]
|Regular [[soyjak]] painted gray.
|[[File:Grayjakplier.png|center|thumb|150x150px|Grayjak version of a [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplierjak]].]]
|}

Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022

There are certain soyjak variants considered by some soyjak.party posters to be spam and/or coal. The most common of which are documented here.

Name Description Example
Swedish wins/fails Regular wholesome soyjak edited to have imp-like facial features
The most popular swedish fail win
Colorfuljaks Regular wholesome soyjak painted on with vibrant colors.
Colorful edit of a wholesome 'jak.
Demorfedjaks Regular wholesome soyjak distorted with a warp tool.
The original deformed soyjak.
Grayjaks Regular soyjak painted gray.
Grayjak version of a Markiplierjak.
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