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{{Infobox Person|title=Chief Rabbi|image=File:Natejew.png|birth_date={{Birthdate|1980|1|1}}|birth_place=Russian SFSR, USSR|occupation=Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|spouses=Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|years active=2008 -|known for=Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|tripcode=Max ## Admin|website=[https://t.me/s/kuztracker t.me/s/kuztracker]|IAS?=No|nationality=SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE|Party=Kuzist}}{{The Jude Barnstar|He's a [[Jew]]. We're not joking.}} | {{Infobox Person|title=Chief Rabbi|image=File:Natejew.png|birth_date={{Birthdate|1980|1|1}}|birth_place=Russian SFSR, USSR|occupation=Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|spouses=Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|years active=2008 -|known for=Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|tripcode=Max ## Admin|website=[https://t.me/s/kuztracker t.me/s/kuztracker]|IAS?=No|nationality=SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE|Party=Kuzist}}<center>{{The Jude Barnstar|He's a [[Jew]]. We're not joking.}}</center> | ||
<center>{{Greentext|>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader}}</center> | |||
'''(((Anton Maximov)))'''<sup><big>[[Jews|✡]]</big></sup>, or '''yuka''', legal name '''Levi Goldberg'''<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf</ref> (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the [[NSS]] and current owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he has posted under the handle {{Redtext|Max ## Admin}}, he is rumored to be [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot. | '''(((Anton Maximov)))'''<sup><big>[[Jews|✡]]</big></sup>, or '''yuka''', legal name '''Levi Goldberg'''<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf</ref> (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the [[NSS]] and current owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he has posted under the handle {{Redtext|Max ## Admin}}, he is rumored to be [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot. | ||
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TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k. | |||
Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k. | |||
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Revision as of 13:38, 15 August 2023
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Born | January 1, 1980 Russian SFSR, USSR |
Nationality | SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE |
Occupation(s) | Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis |
Years active | 2008 - |
Best known for | Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man |
Title | Chief Rabbi |
Spouses | Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus |
Tripcode | Max ## Admin |
IAS? | No |
Website | t.me/s/kuztracker |
>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader
(((Anton Maximov)))✡, or yuka, legal name Levi Goldberg[1] (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the NSS and current owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin, he is rumored to be Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.
He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-site faggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN
SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN
Early Life
He’s a Jew.
Max came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after kuzs wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.[2] After kuz got aids, max, instead of helping his dying friend (who he spent his entire life milking for every penny), made him dissolve his company and sign off 50% of his ownings[3] to cover his debt and medical bills. This apparently was not enough for max, who, a few weeks later, forced doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.[4] This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.[1] YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.
Fees Doll had to pay Max
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.[5]
The Receipt Verbatim
- $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
- $5.00 - Processing fee
- $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
- $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
- $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
- $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
- $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
- $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
- $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
- $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
- $50.00 - Transfer fee
- $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement
Fees for the Contract[1]
- $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
- $0.75 - Paper fee
- $1.00 - Reviewal fee
- $1.00 - Faxing fee
- $2.00 - ACH fee cost
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
Crimes
- Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
- Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
- Putting absolutely haram ads on every page
- Being a hook-nosed jew
- Lying about kuz and taking everything he had[6]
- Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
- Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
- Extortion
- Usury
- Tax Evasion
- White genocide
Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefemnot yet but it'll probably happen- Hating 'teens
- Killing Kuz
- More Judaism
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf
- ↑ https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-80.0-80.1
- ↑ https://t.me/kuztracker/41
- ↑ https://t.me/kuztracker/48
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230721003646/https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/4027732.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/7f9a7#selection-587.0-404.6