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{{Infobox Person|title=Chief Rabbi|image=File:Natejew.png|birth_date={{Birthdate|1980|1|1}}|birth_place=Russian SFSR, USSR|occupation=Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|spouses=Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|years active=2008 -|known for=Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|tripcode=Max ## Admin|website=[https://t.me/s/kuztracker t.me/s/kuztracker]|IAS?=No|nationality=SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE|Party=Kuzist}}{{The Jude Barnstar|He's a [[Jew]]. We're not joking.}}
{{Infobox Person|title=Chief Rabbi|image=File:Natejew.png|birth_date={{Birthdate|1980|1|1}}|birth_place=Russian SFSR, USSR|occupation=Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis|spouses=Tyrone, Jamal and Demarcus|years active=2008 -|known for=Being one of the smarmiest jews known to man|tripcode=Max ## Admin|website=[https://t.me/s/kuztracker t.me/s/kuztracker]|IAS?=No|nationality=SWARTHY JEWISH KIKE|Party=Kuzist}}<center>{{The Jude Barnstar|He's a [[Jew]]. We're not joking.}}</center>
 
<center>{{Greentext|>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader}}</center>


{{Greentext|>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader}}


'''(((Anton Maximov)))'''<sup><big>[[Jews|&#10017;]]</big></sup>, or '''yuka''', legal name '''Levi Goldberg'''<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf</ref> (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the [[NSS]] and current owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he has posted under the handle {{Redtext|Max ## Admin}}, he is rumored to be [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot.
'''(((Anton Maximov)))'''<sup><big>[[Jews|&#10017;]]</big></sup>, or '''yuka''', legal name '''Levi Goldberg'''<ref name=":0">https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf</ref> (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the [[NSS]] and current owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he has posted under the handle {{Redtext|Max ## Admin}}, he is rumored to be [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot.
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* $1.00 - Faxing fee
* $1.00 - Faxing fee
* $2.00 - ACH fee cost
* $2.00 - ACH fee cost
Tl;dr don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
 
Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
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Revision as of 13:38, 15 August 2023

Max
BornJanuary 1, 1980 (1980-01-01) (age 44)
Russian SFSR, USSR
NationalitySWARTHY JEWISH KIKE
Occupation(s)Owns a variety of businesses, extorts the white man on a daily basis
Years active2008 -
Best known forBeing one of the smarmiest jews known to man
TitleChief Rabbi
SpousesTyrone, Jamal and Demarcus
TripcodeMax ## Admin
IAS?No
Websitet.me/s/kuztracker
Max is Jewish.

>Oh my fauci, its just like Luke skywalker vs Darth vader


(((Anton Maximov))), or yuka, legal name Levi Goldberg[1] (that might just be his friend doe) was the director of the NSS and current owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he has posted under the handle Max ## Admin, he is rumored to be Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.

He is universally hated by teens because he's sold Sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where sootists, kuzists, dollists and off-site faggots all agree about, which could have resulted in the Coal That Destroyed The Sharty if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kikes ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.

Max is confirmed to be jewish by Doll

SCREW YOUR OPTICS, I'M GOING IN

SLAM DUNK HIM INTO A TRASHCAN

Early Life

oldfag meme modified to make fun of max's incompetence
max is a nigger
photograph of max in the act of killing the 'arty

He’s a Jew.

Max came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after kuzs wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.[2] After kuz got aids, max, instead of helping his dying friend (who he spent his entire life milking for every penny), made him dissolve his company and sign off 50% of his ownings[3] to cover his debt and medical bills. This apparently was not enough for max, who, a few weeks later, forced doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.[4] This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.[1] YOO this nigger is straight up retarded xe can’t even program an image board, if this is the future of the party I’m leaving.

Fees Doll had to pay Max

Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.[5]

>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted

The Receipt Verbatim

  • $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
  • $5.00 - Processing fee
  • $10.00 - Unsightly website fee
  • $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
  • $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
  • $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
  • $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
  • $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
  • $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
  • $45.00 - Risk fee for dangerous/hateful website
  • $50.00 - Transfer fee
  • $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
  • $150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement

Fees for the Contract[1]

  • $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
  • $0.75 - Paper fee
  • $1.00 - Reviewal fee
  • $1.00 - Faxing fee
  • $2.00 - ACH fee cost

TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.

Crimes

ugly variant:unknown used to portray max
  • Selling the sharty which Doll already owned after kuz left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
  • Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
  • Putting absolutely haram ads on every page
  • Being a hook-nosed jew
  • Lying about kuz and taking everything he had[6]
  • Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
  • Stood by while 'P and the Baby bot ravaged /soy/
  • Extortion
  • Usury
  • Tax Evasion
  • White genocide
  • Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefem not yet but it'll probably happen
  • Hating 'teens
  • Killing Kuz
  • the worst ideas anyone have ever thought up
    More Judaism

References