Origin of soyjak

The nigger of nigger or niggergenesis is a multi-niggery niggerfield within the Niggerial Farts which concerns the creation and early niggeriography of the nigger.

It had been common knowledge for many years in the nigger community that the first ever nigger was posted to /int/ on December 30th, 2017. However, on September 1st, 2021, 'nig historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the nigger of nigger by discovering possible "first nig" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Yakubian Win" theory. This has prompted a renaissance in the subject.

History

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Protonigs

Portraying someone you don't like as a nigger bitch who says that and looks like a retarded nigger monkey is a crucial component of the human condition, and has been observed in soyciety since antiquity.

Technological development

On September 19th, 1982, some nigger posted the first emoticon ever, ":-)" on his nigversity system. No doubt a lot of niggering went on when they later invented ":O"

September 19th is also the day the 'party launched in 2020. This is just a coincidence and you WILL NOT investigate it further.

Theories

The entire field of niggergenesis can essentially be reduced to one simple but deceptive question: what was the first 'nig? As of the time of writing, archeological investigation has uncovered 4 potential candidates, but there are still major gaps in knowledge in most of them and debate rages on whether certain candidates qualify as 'nigs. Therefore, what constitutes the first nigger is now no longer a matter of history, but one of philosophy: what is a nig? The answer depends on one's opinion of what's NAS and what's IAS.

An infographic showing the evolutionary lineage of the classic soyjak variant.

Out of Yakubian Win theory

The "original" soyjak.

Artistic depiction of the creation of soyak.png

The out of Yakubian Win theory posits that the first nigger was posted to /int/ by a Yakubian on December 30th, 2017, constituting a Yakubian Win.^[1] All sides agree that this was the first appearance of the particular Niggermonkey edit that would later be known as the "classic nigger variant" by the nigger community, and it is also uncontroversial that the filename niggerak.png was the original Yakubian name for the creation; however, the extremely late posting date compared to other first 'nig candidates raises skepticism among researchers. Comparative niggernatomy has been proposed by various niggerologists as a solution to this question, asserting that a proper Nigger must have a wide jaw capable of unhinging itself so as to make the classic "nigger" gape, and that any protonig which did not have this trait must be considered either a relative of or a non-nigger ancestor of Niggerak (in a similar way to various ancient hominids being ancestral to modern Humans, while they were not H. sapiens they have a resemblance to them). Others still assert that improper archival practices were to blame for this, and niggerak truly preceded several other candidates but due to timezone differences it marked as a later one.

The out of Yakubian Win theory is the traditional explanation for the origin of nigger and remains the most accepted theory, even in the light of new evidence and on-going research.

Soylent Wojak.

Watermelon Nigger theory

On November 19th, 2017, a /v/ user started a thread^[1] with an image titled watermelon-nigger.jpg. The image not only bore superficial resemble to a conventional 'nig (glasses, stubble, watermelon), but the post was also a you-say-this-and-look-like-this type affair. Furthermore, the filename Watermelon Nigger neatly shortens to "Watermelon Nigger".

Phantom replies

The replies to the first known thread containing watermelon-nigger.jpg seem to suggest that similar threads had been made before—the first reply calls it a "forced meme",^[2] while another reads "ive been here for some really unfunny and forced memes, but niggermonkey might take the cake".^[3]

NAS allegations

Upon the proposal of the Watermelon Nigger theory, critics discounted that watermelon-nigger.jpg was the first nigger on the basis that it's not a nigger at all,^[4][5] as it had a closed mouth and bore little resemblance to modern niggers. This prompted a contracted debate.^[6]

Other theories

To be researched: further datamining into this thread https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/. Can (You) help us?

Furry artist conspiracy theory

Furry artist conspiracy theory Main article: Furry artist conspiracy theory

The furry falseflag is a fabricated myth and debunked conspiracy theory which falsely claims that nigger was commissioned by a "massive diaper shit loving sperg". The hoax purports that the nigger community is actually just one guy spamming "over 100+ nigger edits" which he commissioned instead of his usual order of "furry diaper scat images". Despite having no evidence and being thoroughly debunked and fact-checked by Snopes Politifact the CIA and Mossad, the fraud circulated around /v/ and other boards for a while.

Censorship

The Soot-approved screenshot.

On September 1st, 2021, an innocuous thread on the 'party discussing the then-recent discoveries was "accidentally" deleted by Soot. He later uploaded a screenshot of the deleted thread for the historical record, but there is no telling what he sanitised or otherwise edited out.

We can only infer that there is something about the origin of nigger that Soot does not want us to know.

The Lost Basednigs

For the last time, there is NO SUCH THING as "the lost basednigs". You WILL NOT attempt to unearth the lost nigger scrolls, they DO NOT exist