Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]]. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
Soyjak was born on a 4chan /int/ was spammed all over the place. While classic wojak is fine, Soyjak killed the fun of the original wojak. Hopefully, It'll die out and take Pepe with it.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[/int/]] by a [[Sweden|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw)
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Who fucking cares?
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref>
As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.
== Other Soyjak variants ==
*[[Markiplier Soyjak]]
*[[Soyjak Trio]]
*[[Schizo Hallucination Soyjak]]
*[[Impish Soyak Ears]]
*[[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]]
*[[Thoughjak]]
== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]]
Revision as of 16:07, 15 February 2022
Soyjak in high definition.
Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack (common misspelling), Sojak, Soijak (to avoid the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Soyjak was born on a 4chan /int/ was spammed all over the place. While classic wojak is fine, Soyjak killed the fun of the original wojak. Hopefully, It'll die out and take Pepe with it.
