Soyvil War 3

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Soyvil War 3
Part of Imageboard Autism
The 'log at the height of the antizelliger attack
Date 27 February 2023 - present (1 year, 1 month, 1 week and 3 days) Location /soy/, /qa/ Result Ongoing
Belligerents
Pro 'zellig chuds Pro Bocchi Chuds Kuzists	Anti 'zellig chuds Sootists Supported By: 1 Frogposter Studio Animan posters 1 Barney Bunch autist 1 Duke Nukem poster Negan Posters Kuz Angeleno Kolyma Jannies	Unaffiliated discord trannies Supported By: Zuken discorders 'p
Casualties and losses
400 wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off the catterino (mostly NAS necrobump spam) Ongezellig banned off /soy/

Soyvil War 3 is an elaborate false flag by 'cord trannies to divide the soy community and destroy the sharty. It resulted a sudden carnage, but zero casualties after the 1st of March, 2023, until a full catalogue wipe around 00:05 GMT, 5th of March. It is more of a war against NAS necrobumping and troonime than a war against 'zellig itself because I say so.

Conflict

Prelude

the gem that defined the whole conflict

For several weeks prior to the outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zellig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some.

Battle for /qa/

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  Start of the conflict

• Pro Zellig Counter Attack

On the 27th of February during Euro hours, antizelligers made a thread calling for 'teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 the Ongezellig negrobump threads. While at first they had great success with many, 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3-4 zeliggers, with the power of nonsensefag necrospam, were able to push back the antizellig IAS wave.

Several hours later, the antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to the board getting locked. Curiously, the antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before the board got restricted.^{[[He just did, ok?]]}

"Doxxing"

Following their tactical failure in the Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx the Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on the 28th of February, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx the VAs. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to the VAs, though it is not confirmed that these are the real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but the accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with the same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive, but the chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory.

Zee

On the 1st of March, an anonymous guy began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads. This chud was nicknamed "Zee" (Lee goldson + 'zellig)

Second Battle for /qa/

On the 4th of March, Nikocado posters started spamming pictures of the glamorous 'cado including his world famous coinslot in the newly created furry general on the board. This incident brought attention to /qa/ which finally resulted in the jannies doing a catalog wipe due to the rampant amount of necrobumped troonshit, The cado spam resulted in the mods deleting the furry threads off /qa/.

SameGOD...

The catalog of /qa/ after being wiped

On the 8th of March, a random spammer started spamming images of various books and vague political cartoons containing the word "Nigger", and ended up killing all of the ongezellig threads. a Nikocado poster started to complain about the threads.

The moderators even framed this achievement.

[https://web.archive.org/web/20230308103909/https://soyjak.party/qa/catalog.html]

IAS GET

On the 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved the GET №2500000 on /soy/, making 'zellig fans, who were trying to achieve the same goal, mad and they began making accusations against the sharty admins, claiming it was staged. This has been debunked by Snopes.

Kuz saying to get massa in contact with him so that he can fund the show and the studio

Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans

Kuz has countless times shown support for Ongezellig and its fans. Some schizophrenics state he goes as far as to wanting to buy Studio Massa, but this claim is entirely unfounded. There are image proof of kuz wanting to contact massa like this one

Continuation

After a few days of relatively little fighting, the war resumed. This time it centered around one anti-fnf poster who would spam troonjaks of Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin in response to every anti-zellig post, claiming his opponents to be anti-frog newfag pedophiles.

The Bocchi necrobumping question

There has been a few talk about the Bocchi chuds and their necrobumping thread. Some chuds says that they are as bad as the pro' zellig chuds because of their necrobumping threads in both /soy/ and /qa/ and their love for a girl that is around the same age as the zellig girl. However some chuds says that they do not and that they're based because they also hate the pro' zellig chuds. Either way the talks are still ongoing about if the Bocchi chuds should be considered like the pro' zellig chuds or not

The Studio Animan poster joins in to mock the pro' zellig chuds

There has been a few Studio Animan poster mocking the 'zellig posters about how their animation mogs them because of how popular they are. this part is incomplete and it will be continued later on.

Barney Bunch nonsensefaggotry

Suddenly, out of nowhere, there has been a nonsensecoaler shitting out random pictures of Drew Pickles, Osama Bin Laden, and other Barney Bunch related content in an attempt to slide 'zellig and Bocchi threads off the 'log (and failing since 'zelligtrannies tend to necrobump these threads in dilation), usually quoting 'zellig OPs and countless unrelated threads which are artificially kept alive. It's unknown what his exact intentions were, but some claim that he suffers from some rare form of autism and likely unmedicated schizophrenia, therefore, he should attend BBC therapy and eat the bugs now or be lobotomized. He somehow managed to obtain the 74444 GET on /qa/, causing 'zelligtrannies to dilate and seethe in frustration, with one schizo multiple people declaring it a Drew Pickles victory.

2777777 GET and 'p Spam

The 2777777 get on /soy/, simply saying "HI" with a picture of best girl.

After taking forever to deal with the 'p spam, the janny claimed that this was due to being distracted by dinosaur videos on the 'tube.

On April 7th, the 2777777 get was achieved by a zelligchud. That same day, bunch of pro-Zellig threads were made on /soy/ and almost all of them got spammed with dozens of 'p images. These images stayed up for a while because the janny was supposedly busy watching dinosaur videos. Some 'p was also posted on the catalog. After many reports and posts calling for the 'p to be removed, the janny finally finished gooning and wiped the 'log. Scientists and fact checkers are unsure whether this whole thing was a Zellig win or loss. 'p spam on zellig threads continued the next day, this time with very similar types of threads with all of them having a zellig-fnf tranny fight and one anti-zellig avatarfag right before the 'p gets spammed on it.

The new rules enforced: Kuzist(pro-'zellig) vs Sootist(anti-'zellig) 2: electric boogaloo

Following the 'p spam, the admins announced that Ongezellig was temporarily banned on /soy/ and that Kuz was set to make an announcement, possibly in relation to the 'zellig question. They later said that this announcement was cancelled. The zellig ban still remains in effect on /soy/ with any threads being quickly deleted or moved to /qa/.

Third Battle of /qa/

On April 20th, a frogposter attempted to slide zellig threads on /qa/ off the log by spamming frog posts. This failed as zelligGODS necrobumped every 'lig thread, causing the entire /qa/ catalog to be filled with them.

Pizza Time

/qa/ without jannies on april 26th

On April 26th, a Russian spammer started spamming spiderman 2 gigachad memes, and wiped out most of the zellig threads, leaving only the draw thread, dub thread and a couple of other small threads. As most of the catalogue was wiped, almost all of the unaffiliated threads were archived too. Notable neutral casualties included 2 fairly large and long-lasting NAS threads, one being an Omori thread and the other being a fox thread. Jannies did not respond, likely spending most of their time on /soy/ and /q/ where spam had been raging for the past day. A decisive Pizza Parker Victory.

Result

Ongezellig got temporarily banned from /soy/ on April 10, and kuz and co. possibly changed their views on it. The reason for the ban was likely due to zellig threads getting endless 'p spam (while 'p spammer had anti-zellig posts, he was very likely not related to other anti-zelligers or pro-zelligers and probably was just a provocative 'cord troon). As of now ban seems to be still up. It's unknown if this will change in future. Several teens have called for an end to the zellig ban and Doll has said that he plans to revisit the situation soon.