Soyvil War 4

Soyvil War 4
Date 3 September 2023 - Ongoing Location soyjak.party, jakparty.soy (partially) Result Ongoing
Belligerents
New Froot Order: Frootists Dollists (mostly) Jannies Flartsonposters (initially)	Anti-Frootist Coalition: J@rtycucks Sootists Muslims Bronies Choodists Zelligfags Furfags BBC/BWC posters and other racebaiters	Faggots: 'p spammers and 'cord trannies The 3-4 schizos who keep forcing this awful soy Boorucoalers forced variant 'cords Flag spammers Big Stalling
Commanders and leaders
Froot Angeleno Doll Root	Indeterminate	Feralteen and his unfunny Discord friends
Casualties and losses
Muslims and bronies banned from the sharty, innocent teens caught in the crossfire The first Choodist thread is deleted Doll's 'cord is leaked /nate/ gets catty wiped by Choodists

Soyvil War 4, also known as the Froot War or The Pitfall is a conflict that began around September 3rd, 2023 fought over those who support the current administration of Froot over soyjak.party, and those who do not.

History

Background

The seeds of the war began when Froot purchased the sharty from Doll and subsequently created the 50 Board Plan.

The Great Purge

Main article: The Great Purge

Starting on September 3rd, 2023, Froot initiated The Great Purge, banning anyone who posted on the boards /dawla/ and /mlp regardless of context, with /mlp/ posters being banned permanently. This was extremely controversial, and led some to flee to the jarty. The skirmish briefly raised the Jarty's PPH above the Sharty's, therefore it is to be considered a Jarty Win.

The Clone War

The Clone War refer to /zellig/ - /psy/ war with /psy/ backed with mainly anti-zelligers and /zellig/ backed by zelligers and froot in the round 4 elimination polls, September 7th, 2023. It is called The Clone War due to both sides extensively uses bots to boost each poll. Angeleno intervenes to delete all fraudulent votes which show a favor to /zellig/. However, a rogue mod decided to nuke /zellig/ in retaliation against zelligers.

The /qa/ & Squatter Question

Many 'teens are upset with the state of the worst board as the quality of said board is currently abysmal, serving as an enclave for bronies, furfags and an assortment of offsiters such as 'cuck immigrants and discord agents. Said "people" sometimes leak into /soy/ where they post vantablack coals or even brimstones most of the time.

Because of this, some shitflinging occurred. 'Teens attempted to cattywipe /qa/ many times, but failed as they were stopped by anti-spam filters and jannies who banned them en masse. ^{[ITS AGAINST DA ROOOLZ CHUD]} Discussion - often devolving into online throwing of hands - happened as some 'teens thought the jannies were being overprotective.

It's worth noting those squatters don't just dwell in /qa/ but they're also attempting to colonize other slow boards./qa/ is just the biggest colony.

Currently there's a thread on /q/ that discusses those issues and searches for a solution for all the squatting coalposters above - the best thing about it, it uses Sootist era rules as a reference, proving that it's not just a pet peeve by some autists. Do your part. The mods already noticed it, just keep it going, only YOU can help the 'farty become a little gemmier!

An example of an offsiter, likely coming from /vp/ or /trash/, doing a pathetic false-flag. The file was deleted, it was cropped pokemon porn. Here we see the tranny complaining about zelligfags, even doe they're annoying, he does not have the right to complain about them since he doesn't use soyjaks.party at all.

Choodist cattywipe of /nate/

On September 23rd 2023, a teen claiming to represent the Cult of Chood declared war on Froot and demanded that leadership over the site be handed over to them, or however the live action is roleplayed/. Sometime after this, Choodists proceeded to catty wipe /nate/. Froot has yet to retaliate.